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rule in arguments: If you're losing, start correcting their grammar. rule in arguments if they have correct grammar, correct their spelling.

Hey Haylie Think we could get away with this on our office door?  For that one special person!!!!

the pity train has just derailed and I LOVE it! Some people need to read this 100 times

This is because my sister would leave me down there when I was little.... and shut the door!

Do this all the time when I was little because I just watch a scary movie. But now scary movies don't bother me. I think that they are funny as hell but still to this day. I Run up the stairs do no one will kill me

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I am not an early bird or a night owl. I am some form of permanently exhausted pigeon. Funny Pictures Of The Day – 36 Pics - Daily Lol Pics

You mad bro?

Ha, I HATE HATE HATE people constantly asking me what's wrong or why I'm upset when I am in a perfectly great mood! My pet peeve.upsets me everytime :O

Haha, glad I'm not the only one who thinks this.

I feel like this when I go to Target for one specific thing and they don't have it. I feel like every cashier is looking at me wondering if I am feeling ok or if I had some kind of head injury.

Hee hee...

If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blankets back to your side. ~ and that's why he has his own blanket

I do this

This is me with my mother in law - as soon as she says ' you know I hate you.' I go offline and just smile and nod.

I experience this feeling frequently.

Everyday that I have off. During work days I'm usually thinking, "I have x amount of things to accomplish today and zero time to do it!" On my days off, however, it's more like. "I don't think this is free time. I think this is forgetting time.

One of my favorites! I use it all the time when the high schoolers are whining about their petty, rediculous high school problems.

Sometimes in life you just have to put your big girl panties. I could sew these for a white elephant gift.

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