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I love this because it speaks too true to who I am: quirky, silly, and plain ridiculous. Also, it should be known I am addicted to french fries and I absolutely adore birds (I used to have a little budgie as a pet whom was and is the love of my life).

Funny Encouragement Ecard: When life knocks you down... Calmly get back up, smile, and very politely say, 'You hit like a bitch.'

I cannot stress this enough. I have LOOKED for Mr. Right my entire life, only to be extremely disappointed. Learning to love myself, and putting my needs first, was the best thing I could have ever done in my life.

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32 Funny Quotes to Make a Joyful Day

... just need a high five funny quotes about life - Funny Loves Fun World

"Why do people say "grow some ball"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding." -- Betty White