Lmao...thats like my mom texting me to let me know my cell phone repl. cement arrived in the mail (the old one was broken)

Lmao...thats like my mom texting me to let me know my cell phone repl. cement arrived in the mail (the old one was broken)

Pinterest: Thank you for making me want to workout like a complete psycho and eat desserts all night... simultaneously.

Pinterest: Thank you for making me want to workout like a complete psycho and eat desserts all night... simultaneously.

Hahaha...this is totally me! I love to walk fast and hit the elliptical, but mercy I hate to run! ~bzb

I never run with scissors...

Hahaha...this is totally me! I love to walk fast and hit the elliptical, but mercy I hate to run! ~bzb

Only people who cook dinner for their families understand how freakin' hard it is to figure out something to serve for dinner EVERY SINGLE NIGHT!

Only people who cook dinner for their families understand how freakin' hard it is to figure out something to serve for dinner EVERY SINGLE NIGHT!

therapy helps... but screaming obscenities is faster and cheaper!

therapy helps... but screaming obscenities is faster and cheaper!

Anytime I read your status updates I cannot fathom how we dated so long! You are actually an idiot!

Anytime I read your status updates I cannot fathom how we dated so long! You are actually an idiot!

Amelia (and every other girl in the world), thought you would enjoy!

Amelia (and every other girl in the world), thought you would enjoy!

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