Mace / Flail spiked with Chrome plated Hardened by G3survival, $165.00 OMG Xmas is coming! I found what I want.
Mammen Axe - dynamite detail. This could be a weapon worthy of Ra(n)dbard, King of the Swedish colony in Russia circa A.D. 600. Radbard is the hero in AUDRA'S QUEST by Kim Iverson Headlee -- and purportedly an ancestor of her husband's ♥.
Natural Deodorant! Rather than using a deodorant with aluminum, this is made with coconut oil (SO good for you), baking soda (to absorb odor), arrowroot powder ( I think to absorb liquid), and essential oils of your choice. I used lavender (great for healing of skin) and Lemon (antibacterial). Smells great, too! Let's see how it works! So far, so good!