My sexy husband: Hey Babe, Ill be home soon, slide down the banister and warm up dinner.
Love Coupon: Good for one romantic night on the town where I'll drink too much and you'll drive us home.
Love Coupon: Good for watching a movie of your choice which I'll pretend to be too manly to enjoy.
Poached pears with warm chocolate sauce.
Dear wife, Congratulations on being a mother. Ill be in the garage while your babys crying. Love, husband.
My husband just asked where his pancakes are....sigh
Listened to the podcast a while back and Tom Hanks is AMAZING! I still quote it from time to time. "Play with these and not those"
Boyfriend didn't think this was as sweet as I meant it to be. :)
I'd wake up earlier than 10 a.m. for you. Just kidding. I wouldn't do that for anyone.
An Entire Relationship, As Told Through Someecards
No, seriously, we love you. A toast to health, birth control, and a frisky new year!
I'm sorry that I got angry and said a lot of things that I meant but still should not have said.
Especially in my kitchen: Not only is the kitchen the best gathering place, it's where your friends become family and your family learns to keep loving each other no matter what.