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Love Coupon: Entitles you to one dinner at your favorite reasonably priced restaurant that I also like.

Hey Mr. Impatient, how about you go down a water slide while it isn't wet. Maybe then you'll understand why foreplay is so important.

Boyfriend didn't think this was as sweet as I meant it to be. :)

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Love Coupon: Good for one instance of me very patiently listening to a story you've told before.

I'm sorry that I got angry and said a lot of things that I meant but still should not have said.

Love Coupon: Good for one romantic night on the town where I'll drink too much and you'll drive us home.

Sometimes I wonder how you put up with me. Then I remember, oh, I put up with you. So we're even. | This is my most popular pin!