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My sexy husband: Hey Babe, Ill be home soon, slide down the banister and warm up dinner.
Love Coupon: Good for one romantic night on the town where I'll drink too much and you'll drive us home.
Wendy Ledbetter bahahahaha
Hooch would sympathize with this lmao
spiced poached pear & warm chocolate sauce
Dear wife, Congratulations on being a mother. Ill be in the garage while your babys crying. Love, husband.
Love Coupon: Good for watching a movie of your choice which I'll pretend to be too manly to enjoy.
This is my favorite thing I saw today...Everyone peeps! - Imgur
lol.... I won't look at it the same.
Tom Hanks 1934 Smith Carona typewriter letter Perfect sentiments to go with the new app!
I'd wake up earlier than 10 a.m. for you. Just kidding. I wouldn't do that for anyone.
Boyfriend didn't think this was as sweet as I meant it to be. :)
This sounds to me like you took the life jacket and let the other person die and you would "miss them"
This does not sound romantic at all if you are missing them this implies you are still alive and the other person died
Bronte is the master of the obvious
Haha I know :)
I'm sorry that I got angry and said a lot of things that I meant but still should not have said.
First we'll detox. Then we'll retox.
An Entire Relationship, As Told Through Someecards
Especially in my kitchen: Not only is the kitchen the best gathering place, it's where your friends become family and your family learns to keep loving each other no matter what.