My sexy husband: Hey Babe, Ill be home soon, slide down the banister and warm up dinner.
Love Coupon: Entitles you to one dinner at your favorite reasonably priced restaurant that I also like.
Hey Mr. Impatient, how about you go down a water slide while it isn't wet. Maybe then you'll understand why foreplay is so important.
STOP following me!
Fu King Chinese
Spiced poached pears with warm chocolate sauce.
Boyfriend didn't think this was as sweet as I meant it to be. :)
Can't say you weren't warned.
I love you like I've been drinking all day.
My husband just asked where his pancakes are....sigh