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    My sexy husband: Hey Babe, Ill be home soon, slide down the banister and warm up dinner.

    Spiced poached pears with warm chocolate sauce.

    I'm sorry that I got angry and said a lot of things that I meant but still should not have said.

    Boyfriend didn't think this was as sweet as I meant it to be. :)

    I love you like I've been drinking all day.

    Awesome

    Sometimes I wonder how you put up with me. Then I remember, oh, I put up with you. So we're even. | This is my most popular pin!

    I love you like a pig loves not being bacon.

    ... Not sorry..... This is funny!

    Can't say you weren't warned.

    I'd wake up earlier than 10 a.m. for you.

    Love Coupon: Good for one instance of me very patiently listening to a story you've told before.

    Love Coupon: Good for one romantic night on the town where I'll drink too much and you'll drive us home.

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    True that.

    Love Coupon: Entitles you to one dinner at your favorite reasonably priced restaurant that I also like.

    You fulfill me in ways that generally require batteries.

    I love how I look when you've been drinking.

    You should know that I think you look hot no matter what you're not wearing.

    Good Tip ~ use a cookie cutter for sprinkle shapes

    3 ingredient Chia Pudding 1 (13.5oz) can coconut milk* 1/4 cup chia seeds 1 tbsp. honey 1 tsp. vanilla (optional)