My sexy husband: Hey Babe, Ill be home soon, slide down the banister and warm up dinner.
Love Coupon: Good for one romantic night on the town where I'll drink too much and you'll drive us home.
Love Coupon: Good for watching a movie of your choice which I'll pretend to be too manly to enjoy.
Poached pears with warm chocolate sauce.
Dear wife, Congratulations on being a mother. Ill be in the garage while your babys crying. Love, husband.
My husband just asked where his pancakes are....sigh
Especially in my kitchen: Not only is the kitchen the best gathering place, it's where your friends become family and your family learns to keep loving each other no matter what.
I'd wake up earlier than 10 a.m. for you. Just kidding. I wouldn't do that for anyone.
Boyfriend didn't think this was as sweet as I meant it to be. :)
The English major in me giggled.
I'm sorry that I got angry and said a lot of things that I meant but still should not have said.
No, seriously, we love you. A toast to health, birth control, and a frisky new year!
An Entire Relationship, As Told Through Someecards