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    My sexy husband: Hey Babe, Ill be home soon, slide down the banister and warm up dinner.

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    Hey Mr. Impatient, how about you go down a water slide while it isn't wet. Maybe then you'll understand why foreplay is so important.

    Spiced poached pears with warm chocolate sauce.

    My husband just asked where his pancakes are....sigh



    Sometimes I wonder how you put up with me. Then I remember, oh, I put up with you. So we're even. | This is my most popular pin!

    I'm sorry that I got angry and said a lot of things that I meant but still should not have said.

    I love you like a pig loves not being bacon.

    I love you like I've been drinking all day.

    Boyfriend didn't think this was as sweet as I meant it to be. :)

    I'd wake up earlier than 10 a.m. for you.

    Love Coupon: Good for one romantic night on the town where I'll drink too much and you'll drive us home.

    Laughed way too hard!

    Love Coupon: Good for one instance of me very patiently listening to a story you've told before.

    Love Coupon: Entitles you to one dinner at your favorite reasonably priced restaurant that I also like.

    You fulfill me in ways that generally require batteries.

    I love how I look when you've been drinking.

    You should know that I think you look hot no matter what you're not wearing.

    3 ingredient Chia Pudding 1 (13.5oz) can coconut milk* 1/4 cup chia seeds 1 tbsp. honey 1 tsp. vanilla (optional)