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some ecards, i finally know what skinny feels like. hungry. it feels like hungry, lol

some ecards, i finally know what skinny feels like. hungry. it feels like hungry, lol

It's what those with NPD do ... they make you have to earn their love through perfection - the catch is that your performance is never perfect enough to earn it ... crazy-making.

I do 5 sit-ups every morning. May not sound like much, but there's only so many times you can hit the snooze button.

I do 5 sit-ups every morning. May not sound like much, but there's only so many times you can hit the snooze button.

Nobody wants to hear about your diet. Just shut up, eat your lettuce, and be sad. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com

Nobody wants to hear about your diet. Just shut up, eat your lettuce, and be sad. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com

Funny Sympathy Ecard: Hurry up and clean the house! We don't want people to think we actually live the way we actually live!

Funny Sympathy Ecard: Hurry up and clean the house! We don't want people to think we actually live the way we actually live!

Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

some of my best friends literally spend ALL day watching football.... and then there is me... all alone in my own little world

some of my best friends literally spend ALL day watching football.... and then there is me... all alone in my own little world

True story, and I don't mean to brag but when I boogie, there is usually a 911 call involving the word"seizures" whatever, I just know the er department LOVES me and usually sends out requests for me! Thats my story...

True story, and I don't mean to brag but when I boogie, there is usually a 911 call involving the word"seizures" whatever, I just know the er department LOVES me and usually sends out requests for me! Thats my story...