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Match em' with my sassy shoes, and look out world!

Funny Weekend Ecard: Outta the way, world. I've got my sassy pants on today. (Too funny!

this is as easy as it gets, boy

Ways to win my heart . Buy me coffee Make me coffee Be coffee / Coffee Shop Stuff

I cry when I'm angry, because my muscles are straining themselves to not reach over and slap the stupid off your face.

I cry when I'm extremely angry, because my muscles are straining themselves to not reach over and slap the stupid off your face. also because "prison orange is NOT my color". If you make me mad enough that I start crying. RUN!

Sorry, I don't meet the height requirement to ride your emotional roller-coaster.

Sorry, I don't meet the height requirement to ride your emotional roller-coaster. Except I probably do because I'm tall.

Much higher, in fact.

There is a girl in one of my law school classes who needs me to tell her this since her mama didn't raise her right.<------- from previous pinner, but it was too funny for me to delete it lol

Unless your pick-up line is, "I have a full time job and am ready for commitment," then I am not interested. @Lindsey Grande Grande Grande Grande Page

Unless your pick-up line is, "I have a full time job and am ready for commitment," then I am not interested. Grande Grande Grande Grande Page

I'm really not snobby or antisocial. I just don't like half the people I meet. If I talk to you feel privileged.

I'm really not snobby or antisocial. I just don't like half the people I meet. If I talk to you feel privileged. Seriously people annoy me. And when I do this everyone thinks I hate them.

My experience with "customer service" every time...There should be a law requiring insurance companies to answer the phone this way...

My experience with "customer service" every time.There should be a law requiring insurance companies to answer the phone this way.

You really have no idea how trecherous a hangover is until you have to be hungover and be a Mom at the same time.

You really have no idea how trecherous a hangover is until you have to be hungover and be a Mom at the same time.me today! Thank God for nap time !

Sassy Pants - Ha. Everyday.

"Outta the way world. I've got my sassy pants on today. mallorca I think your Tron-pants would be equivalent to sassy pants. I think it would be best if you found a spare pair.

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The parents who bought a mug to match their daughter’s teen ’tude. | 17 Hilarious Gifts Parents Have Given To Their Kids

The parents who bought a mug to match their daughter's teen ’tude.

The parents who bought a mug to match their daughter’s teen ’tude. 17 Badass Parents Who Trolled Their Kids With Gifts

So freakin true! Here it is @Julie Pulliam

OMG this made me laugh. I'll start a wedding board soon. JUST to put up things for my imaginary wedding lol