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My daughter doesn't do that shit. And parents that allow their kids to.well I will light you on fire and put a stick in your eye!

First child. Second child. Third child.

First child eats dirt parent calls doctor. Second child eats dirt parent cleans out mouth. Third child eats dirt parent wonders if she really needs to feed him lunch. So true good thing I stopped at

Funny Baby Ecard: I used to have functioning brain cells, but I traded them in for a child.@ http://www.someecards.com/usercards/nsviewcard/MjAxMi0zYTUxMzUxNDFkZmQ5ZjNj

I used to have functioning brain cells, but I traded them in for a child. or three.

Home is where you can say anything you want because nobody listens to you anyway.    somecards

Funny Family Ecard: Home is where you can say anything you want because nobody listens to you anyway.

And this is why our 6 year old does not throw temper tantrums, shows respect ("yes/no sir/ma'am") and has manners ("yes/no thank you" or "yes/no please"). Demonstrate to them NOW so they can and will grow up to be a respectable adult. Tough love, baby. Works like a charm.

Funny Family Ecard: A time out?it's called a spanking. Go on. Act a fool.

Baaahahahahaha so true!

I must need an interpreter because when I say "Hurry, put your shoes on and get in the car", my kids hear, "It's a good time to poop.

I admit I get a small rush of joy when I open the dryer to find the clothes still damp. It's the like the dryer is procrastinating for me.

I admit I get a small rush of joy when I open the dryer to find the clothes still damp. It's the like the dryer is procrastinating for me. lol story of my life!

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