"Send your least irritating officers and an ambulance. Oh, no no no, we're fine. No, it's the burglar, he's got himself rather badly injured. Oh, a few broken ribs, fractured skull, suspected punctured lung...he fell out of a window." - One of my favorite bits. There's something really attractive and hot about how deviously protective Sherlock is in this scene.
Pfft, OF ALL PEOPLE. Yes, of all people. Of all people, he is the snarkiest, the most irritating, the most ridiculous... "the most human... human being I've ever known. And no one will ever convince me you told me a lie."