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Patience is what parents have when there are witnesses.it's also what teachers have when there are witnesses.

this is funny to me because i make my own jokes and will laugh by myself... sometimes when alone

This couldn't be more true. I am by far the funniest person I know .stole from haley, i am the funniest person you know, bitch!

hq

I need to remember this for next time I'm arguing. umm I mean explaining

.This should be taped to my forehead...

Danger: Mouth Operates Faster Than Brain.so me!

and then you kick yourself for not saying it....aaaaarrrrgggg

Me all the time. It's funny how after an argument is over, you start to think about all the clever shit you could ahve said

YES!!! This is me......You also? Ha Ha hA. Nice to know Im not alone. Ah! Much better. But gotta flip my pillow to the cold side!

leg back under the covers after the thought of somthing grabbing your foot from under the bed. repeat the process until sleep takes over :). So true!

Yes, I can think of a few that need a BIG dose of KARMA... Right about... NOW!!

Dear karma I have a list of people you missed. And you will definitely get your karma for all the things you have done and said. And your karma is gonna be twice as bad!

seems true with a lot of people these days! what if it was the old days and no cell phones. , it'd be Hello pay phone! ;)

Funny pictures about Without my cell phone. Oh, and cool pics about Without my cell phone. Also, Without my cell phone.

FBI

A jealous woman does better research than the FBI.ain't that the dang truth!

When you see someone in public that you really don't want to talk to...

I'm so anti-social

This is so me . at the grocery store, walmart or pretty much anywhere on the weekends running errands.

Hahaha

Praising Versus Criticizing

Every time I get mad I just have to remind myself, prison orange is not your color, prison orange is not your color. Prison Orange Is Not Your Color! code gets off

I have an irrational fear of wasting a good outfit on an insignificant day.

Irrational fear.

"I have an irrational fear of wasting a good outfit on an insignificant day." Oh my gosh. This is so me. I thought I was the only one!

"Shut the Front Door"

I think I use gosh darn and meanie head,.well "meanie pants" more than swearing these days. cause swearing might make you feel validated, "meanie pants" will make you smile and laugh again and forget why you were upset in the first place.

Love this

Funny pictures about Dear sleep. Oh, and cool pics about Dear sleep. Also, Dear sleep.

it also helps if you remember your phone in the first place

I Can Relate: Checking your phone to see what time it is, and then checking again because you weren't paying attention the first time. I do this ALL THE TIME!

There are a few people that I want to say this to.

K to T-"One day my patience will run out, and I will stab you. In the face. Very hard." Jaime-"I think you normally punch people in the face.

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