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You call them 'cuss words' I choose to call them 'sentence enhancers'.

You call them 'cuss words' I choose to call them 'sentence enhancers'.

Ha ha for emotional stuff, unfortunately this is very true. Leelee is one of the only people who can give me on the dot advice. Most others I just appreciate their trying to help and in my mind am saddened because they don't understand what I'm upset about.

Ha ha for emotional stuff, unfortunately this is very true. Leelee is one of the only people who can give me on the dot advice. Most others I just appreciate their trying to help and in my mind am saddened because they don't understand what I'm upset about.

Just realized my life turned out better than yours. Checkmate, bitch.

Just realized my life turned out better than yours. Checkmate, bitch.

Somedays this is the motivation for any exercise after an appendicitis or any other excuse I can come up with

Somedays this is the motivation for any exercise after an appendicitis or any other excuse I can come up with

So perfect that I have no words. Except, it was just one buck.

So perfect that I have no words. Except, it was just one buck.

hahaha so true. The speed in which a woman says 'nothing' when asked 'what's wrong' is inversely proportional to the severity of the shitstorm that's comin."

hahaha so true. The speed in which a woman says 'nothing' when asked 'what's wrong' is inversely proportional to the severity of the shitstorm that's comin."

Funny Friendship Ecard: Friends do not judge each other, they judge people together.

Funny Friendship Ecard: Friends do not judge each other, they judge people together.

Funny Weekend Ecard: You there, Friday! Welcome back you sexy son of a bitch! We been looking for you since Monday!

Funny Weekend Ecard: You there, Friday! Welcome back you sexy son of a bitch! We been looking for you since Monday!

if you have to put yourself on apedastol to feel better about yourself | in Funny / 1 August 2013 /

if you have to put yourself on apedastol to feel better about yourself | in Funny / 1 August 2013 /

I'm having one of those days that skipping coffee and going straight to booze seems completely acceptable.  Happy Monday!

I'm having one of those days that skipping coffee and going straight to booze seems completely acceptable. Happy Monday!