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You call them cuss words I choose to call them sentence enhancers. - kind of humor

In It 2 Pin It: Ecards

you're speaking during my favorite part of this song and that makes me homicidal.SO TRUE!

Welcome to your 28th birthday!!!

Is this real? Welcome to Where every other weekend is a baby shower, shopping at Forever 21 is becoming awkward and hangovers last 2 days.

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: 'I have enough clothes and shoes, I don't need to go shopping', said no woman ever.

eCard--"I have enough clothes and shoes, I don't need to go shopping", said no women ever. So true

You my dear, are the MuthaFuckin Shit.

When I was a child I thought Nap Time was a Punishment. Now as a Mom, Nap Time Feels like I Won a Vacation!

pretty much. i would always get caught. juuust 'cause i'm me.

Congrats on getting away with stuff I would get fired for. This would be funnier if it wasn't true.

The Unsightly Side Effects of Working Out. - dude mom

The Unsightly Side Effects of Working Out

hahahahahaha, can't do jumping jacks, jump rope, or trampolines.

Just so everyone knows if you are outside you are fair game. Some of my favorites so far have been the butt crack  lady, sword lady and the lady that rode the train in only her slip. Half the time I don't even pretend I'm not taking a picture.

I'm not a stalker, I just like to secretly take pictures of people with my iPhone so I can text them to my friend and have a good laugh. LOL I did this today.