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Actually, I like being pale. I don't need to look like a worn out leather handbag to feel good about myself. (HA! I've been saying this for years!)

nothing against you if you're tan but MY GOD I've been made fun of for being pale my entire life. I'm a redhead.I naturally have a higher chance of skin cancer.

Whiskey will turn you into Cinderella. You'll leave the house looking all fly and spend then night dancing away. But by the end of the night you're just a hot mess missing her shoe.

Free and Funny Drinks/Happy Hour Ecard: Whiskey will turn you into Cinderella. You'll leave the house looking all fly and spend the night dancing away. But by the end of the night you're just a hot mess missing a shoe.

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: I wish Kristen Stewart was in this movie... ...said no one ever.

SO TRUE. Do not like Kristen Stewart. I read somewhere that people thought she should be the main in 50 Shades. Seriously she will ruin it if they do.

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Fifty Shades Of Funny: The Best Of The 50 Shades Of Grey E-Cards

Fifty Shades Of Funny: The Best Of The 50 Shades Of Grey (good thing I havent read it!

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Room has been completely redecorated. They'll be serving homemade cookies and fresh lemonade. Mark your personalized calendar.

true #funny

Funny Christmas Season Ecard: All I want for Christmas is you. Just kidding. Give me diamonds.

Hooray!

Funny Independence Day Ecard: This July lets celebrate the hard-fought independence of America and Katie Holmes.

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Gotta love the Snuggie. :) oh, the Snuggie! The wrong number Snuggie texter has forever made me chuckle at the very mention of the infamous Snuggie.

My arteries are so full of grease they are like a slip and slide.

How Are You Dealing With The Aporkalypse?

Free and Funny Encouragement Ecard: Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in

13 Hilariously Funny eCards - My Life and Kids

13 Hilariously Funny eCards

Funny Confession Ecard: If you see me running, call the police.

Funny Family Ecard: Just so you know, the fits you throw now to embarrass me into getting your way will be the same fits I throw when you're a teenager to embarrass you to get my way!

-My mom always said, just remember if you embarrass me.I WILL embarrass you too!

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