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Seriously.

"I would hate for you to walk another three feet to put the shopping cart where it belongs. One of my MAJOR pet peeves! Seriously people, put your shopping carts AWAY!

Funny Flirting Ecard: I always worry about the safety of my children. Especially the daughter who is talking back to me right now.

I always worry about the safety of my children. Especially the daughter (or in my case.my son) who is talking back to me right now.

Oh my... i know someone i could say this to.

"Thanks for taking my advice after someone else gave it to you." -Will totally does this to me! It drives me nuts!

lol.....sometimes I just eat there and avoid all that bullshit!

I+grocery store and Walmart! Hate going shopping. can't+tell+you+the+number+of+times+I've+fantasized+about+running+my+cart+into+the+heels+of+the+stupid+people+that+block+the+aisles+at+the+grocery+store.

What do you mean by, 'I can't believe you drank that whole bottle of wine by yourself?!' What else are you supposed to do once it's opened?

Funny Cry for Help Ecard: What do you mean by, 'I can't believe you drank that whole bottle of wine by yourself?' What else are you supposed to do once it's opened?

You are not the boss of me http://cheezburger.com/9067714304

You are not the boss of me http://cheezburger.com/9067714304

SERIOUSLY

Child: "Mom, can I have a candy?" Mom: "Did you brush your teeth?" Child: "Not yet" Mom: "No, then you can't have candy." (Child leaves room and finds Dad)Child: "Dad, can I have candy?" Dad: "Yes.

Actually, I like being pale. I don't need to look like a worn out leather handbag to feel good about myself. (HA! I've been saying this for years!)

I'm fine with my pale skin. Pale skin used to be treasured now its better to look like an orange.

I'm so glad you told your husband how much you loved him on Facebook instead of in person. From 5 feet away.

Because you have to prove you love each other by showing everyone else. Ugh so annoying

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