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    If a woman is bad at parking, it's only because she is constantly lied to about what 8 inches is.


    Yeah I do!

    People think I'm flirting with guys just because I'm naturally hilarious, it gets so aggravating at times


    ahahahahaha. no probably not the right answer. i think i would just laugh lol.

    Haha...this made me laugh!


    I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit out a smarter statement than that.

    Then smile. You always look more confident in what your saying - even if you are not in the least!!!


    true facts


    If only. I'm more like the last piece of bread. No one wants me, no one touches me, and then I get thrown away.

    I can't breathe hahahahahahaha

    Hahaha!! This cracked me up!!!!


    Bahahahahaha!! Loveeeee it


    haha.....they come out well dressed!