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Funny Workplace Ecard: I work well with others when they leave me the fuck alone. Yep that's about sums it up.

Well, I don't have the money for shopping soooo.... be really nice to me and you might live. ;)

So funny! I feel a spree coming on. It's either a shopping one, or a killing one. The choice is totally up to you.

this is as easy as it gets, boy

Ways to win my heart . Buy me coffee Make me coffee Be coffee / Coffee Shop Stuff

Wow, This is me exactly. Well, I might not say I care about humanity, I don't hate it, but I certainly despise human beings.

"Being an Introvert allows me to care about humanity and despise human beings, simultaneously." No truer words have been written.

Let's have a staff meeting and discuss the things that must happen but will never actually end up happening. #butthatsnoneofmybuisinesstho

Free, Workplace Ecard: Let's have a staff meeting and discuss the things that must happen but will never actually end up happening. Spot on

Oh the tears I've cried over that one.

"I'm not crying because I'm sad. I'm crying because I want to punch you in the f*cking face but can't.

If I got paid by the amount of stupid people I deal with at work instead of by the house, I could retire next week.

If I got paid by the the amount of stupid people I deal with at work instead of by the hour, I could retire by next week. Fuck next week make that tomorrow

Unless you want to make me madder!

"Don't make me mad then tell me to calm down. That's like shooting someone then telling them to not bleed." I need one that says, "Don't make me mad then tell me I have an attitude problem.

Not me, but everyone I work with!

I’m starting to feel sick tomorrow. Must be a coincidence that tomorrow is Monday.

When I hear husbands complain about their wives spending money, I just think 'you're paying for a maid, a lover, and a therapist'. It's actually a bargain.

When I hear husbands complain about their wives spending money, I just think you're paying for a maid, lover and a therapist. It's actually a bargain!

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