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*cough cough* How many times do you have to sharpen your chisel to get all that gunk off?" "Is your face bulletproof?" Ok, sorry I should be nicer since she's only 5... But SERIOUSLY?!?

Patient: The problem is that obesity runs in our family. Doctor: No, the problem is that no one runs in your family.

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emma en mona

J'ai plusieurs noms qui me viennent en tête...

I hate when people say they're "expecting" a baby. Like "We're expecting a baby but it could be a Velociraptor".

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