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    Sleep Time. My brain does this to me. When I try to picture sheep, I think "oh yeah where are my wool gloves, maybe I left them at work, do I work tomorrow, I really don't want to deal with children tomorrow.... how many sheep did I count? (Scott begins snoring) damn it!"

    Oh its true! more funny pics on facebook: www.facebook.com/...

    Totally me! And reminds me of our cat Fiona when she has her little hissy fits.... No pun intended.

    'Why can't we be friends?', Well, because you're three gallons of crazy in a two gallon bucket and I don't have time for a mess like you.

    relationship advice...make sure you are the crazy one ;)

    I'll drop kick you, then wave my wand and place a curse upon you :)

    And if I ever see you haven't shaved your horns again, I'll strip you of your ghostbuster privileges.

    My dr. asked if any of our family members suffered from insanity. I told him, 'No, we all seem to enjoy it'.

    Ron White - his best is "I didn't know how many of 'em it was going to take to whoop my ass - but I saw how many they were going to USE"!!