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Hahahahahaha--- yes!

ecard // i'm in love with my bed // alarm clock jealous whore // sleep

Wow uterus. Sorry for not getting you pregnant. No need to throw a temper tantrum.

Funny, my thoughts exactly today :) stupid uterus

Wine Lover

last night sitting on the couch with my husband I said, 'I love you.' he asked, 'is that you or the wine talking?talking to the wine. Love you babe!

I do not understand the word "skanked" and am not at all sure that I would ever perpetrate it on anyone. However, I sympathise with the general sentiment. :D

Medically speaking, your heart is a complete idiot. Smart heart gets it. Smart heart knows how to beat.

Exactly

Funny Encouragement Ecard: Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.

You're so fabulous, I'm pretty sure you fart glitter. -This one is for Kimmie!!!

You're so fabulous, I'm pretty sure you fart glitter. lol thanks i actually do fart glitter

"Kiss my ass! You cheated on me in my dream last night and I'm not over it!"    This sounds like my husband, not me.

when you wake up PISSED. I've definitely woken up mad at the hubs because of something in a dream that he would never do in real life.

My Glass Needs More Wine - http://funnypicturequotes.com/my-glass-needs-more-wine/ #winememes #WineWednesday

My Glass Needs More Wine - http://funnypicturequotes.com/my-glass-needs-more-wine/ #winememes #WineWednesday

Isn't this the truth! | You look great when you go out, but don't see anyone you know. You have on sweats, no makeup and messy hair and suddenly it's a reunion.| Hair & Beauty Memes | beauty humor | hair humor | lol | @Emma Hardman Magazine

The 40 Funniest Hair and Beauty Memes

You have on sweats, no makeup and messy hair and suddenly it’s a reunion.

So painfully true

My top 5 exercises. My husband says I work out a lot lol.

I hate thinking of stuff to say after the fact.

My thoughts exactly after a fight

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Skinny jeans are not for guys

I'm just saying...this could work.

Natural selection, thinning the herd, survival of the fittest.

wine meme - Google Search #WineMemes

wine meme - Google Search #WineMemes

princess

My sis! I'm pretty sure I was supposed to be a princess. No, seriously. Someone better fix this shit.

Waking up in the morning for work, school, or any other reason usually isn't an enjoyable task (unless you're going on vacation, etc.), but these unusual (yet real) alarm clocks aim to make it a bit more interesting.

People who needs alarms like these must REALLY have a hard time waking up in the morning.some of these are awesome!

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