LOL! The way I feel at all holiday family functions...even if I've been drinking!
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I feel like this all the time during the day...gah!
Umm, yes. I feel this way pretty much everyday!
This sums up how I feel about the holidays
This is how I feel bout 100% of the time
I prolly feel like this 99% of the time.
Story of my life. All the time.
So true most of the time...
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Dear Fairy Godmother, Think you could bippity-boppity-boo me back to 17 years old and that awesome body I thought was fat? Thanks.
Dear Fairy Godmother, Think you could bippity-boppity-boo me back to 17 years old and that awesome body I thought was fat? Thanks. | Cry For Help Ecard | someecards.com
So funny...but TRUE!!
Haha. So true!
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All my friends are getting engaged, married, or having babies. I'm still just getting drunk. | Cry For Help Ecard | someecards.com
This, my friends, feels like my life summarized in one sentence.
the truth of me and my friends hahahaha
Story of my life with my friends
#mylife #funny #yourecards
This made me giggle lol
Ecard of my life!
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(funny,funny stuff,lol,lolsotrue,true story,so true,i can relate,bitch)
This is so funny because its so true.
Truth at its' finest :-). *giggling*
True haha happens all the time
Sums up my life on an ecard
story of my life
Damn well said!
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Every group project I've ever done&at work 😂 Funny Workplace Ecard: Don't mistake my efficiency as meaning I want to do your job, too.
Funny Workplace Ecard: Don't mistake my efficiency as meaning I want to do your job, too. OMG!!! Yes yes yes!! Exactly how I feel at work lately!
Funny Workplace Ecard: Don't mistake my efficiency as meaning I want to do your job, too. Tell me about it! Nobody wants to work!
Funny Workplace Ecard: Don't mistake my efficiency as meaning I want to do your job, too. @Robin S. Williams Stewart
That's funny stuff!! Just sayin!!!
Funny Workplace E-card
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My Life is just a bunch of "It seemed like a good idea at the time" strung together-Humor Train
haha TRUE STORY! :)
this made me laugh
true story hahaha
Haha so true!
Making This eCard Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time
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Very impressive actually!! You seem to do this all the time!!
Not that impressed! I see it ALL the time around here!
Yes, I talk to these people all the time...lol
I've know some of these flexible people!
I've met quite a few flexible people;)
I know a lot of flexible people!
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This is pretty funny! Admit it @Melissa Squires Squires Bilger
@Joni McAleer hahaha This is pretty funny! Admit it
This is pretty funny! Admit it@countrykpmarie
Big Boobs meme. HAHAHAHAHA!! Story of my life
@jenn_thewifey HAHAHAHAHA!! Story of my life
Same feeling i have about jumping jacks
HAHAHAHAHA!! Story of my life
I would get black eyes! LOL
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Funny Friendship Ecard: Its too bad that, even at our age, were not mature enough to meet for A drink because it will somehow turn into 7 drinks, 5 shots,%2. @Becky Hui Chan Macke
This is sooo true for me and my friends!
My life with my friends. . ;)
Hahaha all of my friends!!!
My husband in a E card!
Haha so true!!!
Haha! So true
HAHAHA... have thought this way too many times lol
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Funny Confession Ecard: Lord, it's me. Can you do me a favor and close your eyes for a second while I deal with a slight problem. . .
Lord, it's me. Can you do me a favor and close your eyes for a second while I deal with a slight problem. . . | Confession Ecard | someecards.com
not sure why I find this so funny...
~~Just keep 'em closed~~
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I like to surround myself with people who share in my inappropriate comments, sarcasm and random shenanigans.
I like to surround myself with people who share in myinappropriate comments,sarcasm and randomshenanigans.
Free, Thinking Of You Ecard: I like to surround myself with people who share in my inappropriate comments, sarcasm and random shenanigans.
I like to surround myself with people who share in myinappropriate comments,sarcasm and randomshenanigans.
So true @Jolene Klassen Klassen Klassen Klassen Klassen Klassen Glasgow @Paige Hereford Hereford Hereford Hereford Hereford Hereford Duncan
I like to surround myself with people who share in my inappropriate comments, sarcasm and random shenanigans
I like to surround myself with people who share in my inappropriate comments, sarcasm and random shenanigans. | Thinking Of You Ecard | someecards.com
So true @Jolene Klassen Klassen Klassen Klassen Glasgow @Paige Hereford Hereford Hereford Hereford Duncan
I like to surround myself with people who share in my inappropriate comments, sarcasm and random shenanigans. | Thinking Of You Ecard
Don't we all !
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I have 3 sides... 1. The quiet sweet side 2. The fun & crazy side 3. The side you never want to see
3 sides. quiet side. fun & crazy side. the side you NEVER wanna see
3 sides @ kfinch27 you have seen all of these sides XD
Those are the exact three sides I have!
Three sides! sums me up!!
I have three sides
Three Sides of Me
Never fear, I am still alive and well. As I left you last time, I was in the ER. I haven't seen a specialist yet, because, well, I have no insurance, and I have to get spa-cial permission to see one. Hip Hip Hooray for the U.S. of A. But alas, I am not going to talk about that today. I am going to talk about friendship. There are different kinds of friends. Those that will be by your side, no matter what, through thick and thin. Those that are fair weather friends. When times get bad, they are gone-zo. Then there are those that "pretend" to be your friend, all the while just waiting for the exact moment that they will stab you in the back. But even worse are those friends that will not stand up and be their own person. "Gosh, if so and so finds out that I'm still your friend, he/she will treat me just the same as they are treating you". I will be accused for defriending people on facebook, because of one person. It is true. I did. Only because I know how this person is. And the "followers" that will report back. Why? Because they are afraid that if they don't, they will fall over the side of the same boat. I was sucked into a world of make believe. A true friend, does not say things to your face, and then turn around and tell everyone else how they really feel. "I can't believe that this person is with this person". "This person is a harlot". "This person is a drunk". Really? Take a good look at yourself in the mirror. I am not perfect. I want true friends. I don't play in the high school years like a lot of people. Yes, I have hidden the last 6 months. The real me got upset. I lost my mojo. I was afraid of the witch. Not anymore. My true friends know how I really am. My fake friends, go to the place of the one that will ruin your life. Yes, I truly do have 3 sides. 1. The quiet, sweet side. I will sit back, see how things are, and go from there. 2. The fun and crazy side. My true friends have seen this side. We laugh and giggle and just enjoy being together. 3. The side you never want to see. I promise you, if you were to see this side, you would not come out in very good shape. I have been know to have someone pulled out of a class, and read the riot act in front of said class. I, unlike you, will tell you once, and then forever never talk to you again. I will not ever talk about you behind your back. I won't waste my time with you. You are not worth it. You are a sorry excuse of a human being. I'm searching for my mojo. I want to get back to being my weird self. Finding the funny in things around me. All I can hope is, be your own person. Don't let one person tell you how you have to be, for fear that you will become the next victim. Because I promise you, IT WILL HAPPEN. When you least expect it.
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i believe in empathy. i am always willing to put myself in someone elses shoes. unless they are wearing crocs. then they can go fuck themselves. | Confession Ecard
Free, Confession Ecard: i believe in empathy. i am always willing to put myself in someone elses shoes. unless they are wearing crocs. then they can go fuck themselves.
http://weightlosssurprise.org/weightloss-surprise/ Ahahahahaha funny-stuff
So funny. Only my 3 yr old wears Crocs!
Hahaha. Oh how I hate crocs!!
Bwhahahaha. ..funny shit
fucking crocs! 😂😂
just for you.
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No, you're right: let's do it the dumbest fucking way possible because it's easier for you. This is my life lately...
HAHAHAHA story of my LIFE! Sure, let's find a way to help you leave on time, if not early, so I can stay late.
Free, Workplace Ecard: No, you're right: let's do it the dumbest fucking way possible because it's easier for you.
This is how I feel about group projects..and work in general
Story of my life when doing group projects!
Just some funny stuff that makes me laugh!
The story of my life and group projects
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I think it's funny when people where skinny jeans but still can't keep them above their butt.
indeed. Men should never wear skinny jeans. Ever. It's just bad. Stop doing it.
Ok I like guys that wear skinny jeans, but this was just too funny! lol
haha, I've always hated boys in skinny jeans.. Vaginas!
hahaha - sooo want to say this to a hipster boy haha
Unless you are wearing country singer tight jeans...
Real men don't wear skinny jeans.
I HATE men in skinny jeans...
I hate skinny jeans on guys!
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For all ye nosy people who just can't stop asking why other people don't tell them stuff... Lol
Oh, I didn't tell you? Must have been none of your fucking business then... | eCards
hmm i wonder why some people can't seem to grasp this concept....
Seriously! What I want to tell some people all the time!
is exactly what I want to say to nosey folk!
So true i wish ppl would understand this...
I hate the language but, YES..so true!
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I am going to verbally assault you like you would never expect from a white girl.
White Girl Assault...story of my life. @Karlee Holmes
you would never expect from a white girl
White Girl Assault...story of my life.
This white girl will bring it!
also, every day of my life.
funny shit haha
I promise lol
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To all the ex ex(ceptionally over the top) drama queens no longer in my life
Can definitely live my life happily without these types of people.
I definitely know some people this applies to....
a day in my life at Leonis High School
Some people... Sad that this is so true.
Wooo, this is so true for some people!!
So true of so many people in my life
for all the drama queens in my life
oh so true for some people
yep sounds about right
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Didn't give a fuck yesterday, don't give a fuck today, and in all honesty I probably won't give a fuck tomorrow either.
Sorry that I ran out of Fucks to give my dear(:
zero fucks..all day everrydaay @Dana Harrison
Don't Give A Fuck..lol ;-)
Didn't, dont, wont
facts of life #24
hysterical, but sadly true