In truth, I don't drink much, maybe twice a year. Only been "non-sober" 3-4 times at I'm 40+. But you don't have to be a drinker for this to be true.
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my thought always - there are times when I wonder if I should just start drinking again.
LOL! The way I feel at all holiday family functions...even if I've been drinking!
I feel like someecards is an autobiography of my life.
Lol even though I don't drink this is my life!
Ive thought this to myself many times haha
i feel like ive said this so many times
ahhh so true 75% of the time
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Drink your wine. We have crafts to do. I've never had a more perfect e-card that pertains to my life.
Don't confuse my desire for a clean house .... #ecard #humor For more quotes and jokes, check out my FB page: https://www.facebook.com/ChanceofSarcasm
True Story. @Kristen - Storefront Life Vogl Jones @Kristyn Fitzgerald Anders
Ha! Thanks for the giggle @Courtney Kellum !!! Love ya! xo
True Story. Haha so funny because it's so true
My Life...All Rolled Into One Quote.
STORY OF MY LIFE - True Story.
Story of my life
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i quote / I hate laundry...and laundry hates me.
It's so sad that this is so true.
Unfortunately, so true....
OMG thats so true, LOL
Story of my life LOL
Haha so true story
lol, funny stuff!
Funny Confession Ecard
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Dear middle finger, Thank you for sticking up for me. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com
Funny Confession Ecard: Dear middle finger, Thank you for sticking up for me.
yes, the middle finger has been a faithful friend to me
Yes, Thank You.. Omylanta I laughed so hard!!!
Yet another pin sent from my daughter.
Funny Confession Ecard HAHAHA Cheers!
I actually did laugh out loud :)
Yes, Thank You.. Ecard humor
Good e card for you
HA! So true.
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(story of my life) Can't take credit for these good ideas - it was on pinterest! So true
every good idea I've had the last few years actually came from pinterest!
Can't take credit for these good ideas - it was pinterest!ahahaha
BAHAHA. this is where all of my good ideas now come from.
This is me! All my good ideas come from Pinterest.
pinterest...where all the good ideas come from!!!
Where all our good ideas come from these days!
HAHA! Us :) #pinterest #humor #ideas
all day everyday
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Haha. Hehehe. Giggle. LOL. LMAO. LMFAO. (Funny. Ecards. Laugh. Joke. Hilarious. Humor)'I can't wait to get home and take my fucking bra off.'
Almost as soon as I get in the door! Comfy sports bras should look cute under clothes.. :[
I can't wait to get home and take my fucking bra off. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com
I can't wait to get home and take my fucking bra off. (I feel like this everyday!)
Funny Confession Ecard: I can't wait to get home and take my fucking bra off.
For reallssss--this is totally me, everyday!!
I feel this way every single day of my life..
How I feel the majority of my life
every girl would agree
Hahaha. So true.
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Do you want Hip bones or pizza..a gap between your thighs or cake..collarbones or sweats..a flat stomach or soda? Story of my life, I'm the girl on the bottom haha. I just want it all!! i love junk food :p
I'm going for the sweets and junk food...thigh gaps and protruding hip bones are not hot! no judgements, I'm just saying!
Honestly who gives a crap if you have hip bones or thigh caps? Not me...I'll take that junk food thank you very much
A friend showed me this a few months and I laughed so much.., now I look at it and think urgh food yuck and I want tall those things a thigh gap collar bones a flat stomach and hip bones.. Omg I've changed
Hahaha. So true. But seriously, the whole thigh gap thing is gross and why would you want to be so skinny you can see your bones?? There's a difference between skinny and healthy.
My life. I Rather Have all That Food Then All The Superficial Things And The Hip Bones Kinda Look Distrubing -serenity
This made me giggle. :) So true.
Story of my life. Totally me.
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This is fantabulous because it describes my life, AND it's Harry Potter related. :)
My life... aaaaand maybe rewatching or rereading Harry Potter... possibly both...!
When people ask what I'm doing this weekend... hahaha #sosad #sotrue
Harry Potter knows what's up. Hahaha this is so true sometimes!
I'm not a Potterhead, but this is me.
Harry Potter. my life everyday!
Story of my life! -HarryPotter
Life in nursing school
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....so true. Please take this advice literally!!! #cellulite #style #exercise #funny #someecards
this goes for shorts too..thank you! more sound fashion advice
This is the best bit of fashion advice I've ever read!
Great fashion advice...this goes for shorts as well
Oh my goodness. Funny stuff.
Some useful Fashion Advice :)
Some sound fashion advice.
Fashion advice to live by.
excellent fashion advice!
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True Story! @Alishia Streiff Graham made me think of you and how just about all your stories start this way! LOL
So this bitch... ((LOL......... lots of my "stories" start like this... but mine are TRUE "stories!!))
Hahahahahahah! This is so true. And I love that this is totally how most of my friends' stories start!
Sorry for the B...but I mean, I giggled out loud when I read this...you know it's true
Funny...most of me and my friends stories start like this :)
so this bitch...haha, so true. Story of my life haha
Hahah totally true with any girl Bestfriends.
truth is, half my stories start out this way.
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Funny Confession Ecard: Some days, the supply of available curse words is insufficient to meet my demands.
Some days, the supply of available curse words is insufficient to meet my demand..... thus the NEED for additional languages... now you know.
Some days, the supply of available curse words is insufficient to meet my demands. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com
Free, Confession Ecard: Some days, the supply of available curse words is insufficient to meet my demands.
While in traffic, my incoherent utterances interlaced with obscenities are simply evidence of the limitations of language... I'm totally good.
Free, Confession Ecard: Some days, the supply of available curse words is insufficient to meet my demands
That's where I'm at now. Between the tears and the broken heart he cares not to fix. Son of a finch. Bag it case. Friggin fracken frick of frunk .
Sometimes the only words that express the sentiment are those you can't--or shouldn't-say at the particular moment.
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I like to surround myself with people who share in my inappropriate comments, sarcasm, and random shenanigans. ;-)
I like to surround myself with people who share in my inappropriate comments, sarcasm and random shenanigans -- Yes! My favorite kind of people!
So true @Jolene Klassen Klassen Klassen Klassen Glasgow @Paige Hereford Hereford Hereford Hereford Duncan
I like to surround myself with people who share in myinappropriate comments,sarcasm and randomshenanigans.
Free, Thinking Of You Ecard: I like to surround myself with people who share in my inappropriate comments, sarcasm and random shenanigans.
I like to surround myself with people who share in my inappropriate comments, sarcasm and random shenanigans. | Thinking Of You Ecard
I made this on the Someecards website a year and now it viral on Pinterest. I feel validated by the internet universe.
I like to surround myself with people who share in my inappropriate comments, sarcasm and random shenanigans.
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Drinks well with others sign made from by KingstonCreations
Drinks well with others sign made from reclaimed plywood
drinks well with others :) I need this sign too. LOL
Drinks well with others... this sign has a good home!
drinks well with others :) ... My report card!!
Drinks well with others sign
Sign for a party/bar area
so so true
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Sadly, this is very accurate! Why does this happen?: Giggle, Sotrue, Truth, My Life, Wake Up, Funny Stuff, So True
Exactly that my life at least that's what happened today I mean seriously are alarm clocks necessary I mean we are of school give us a brake go to bed at 9 and wake up at 7. REALLY THIS IS JUST CRACRA
The very true story of my mornings
True story-this is my life!!
EVERY DAMN TIME. So true.
Seriously.... True story!
True Story that's me lol
Every. Single. Morning
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Every group project I've ever done&at work 😂 Funny Workplace Ecard: Don't mistake my efficiency as meaning I want to do your job, too.
Funny Workplace Ecard: Don't mistake my efficiency as meaning I want to do your job, too. Amen to that!
Funny Workplace Ecard: Don't mistake my efficiency as meaning I want to do your job, too.....makes me think of my lil sis heather :)
Funny Workplace Ecard: Soooooo true!!!!!!
That's funny stuff!! Just sayin!!!
Funny Workplace Ecard:
Story of my life!!
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Hahahaha. So true! Story of my life. I also think it has to do with being a perfectionist ("I have to think about it more so it'll be perfect")
procrastination! oh my gosh this is so true! and totally me :)
All together now, "nursing school" and story of my life!!!
Stages of procrastination-My life as a college student!
Definitely my life! All together now, "nursing school"
So true! My Life Right Now as a High School Senior
The stages of my life. College life haha!
This made me giggle.
Very very true !!
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Lol. It takes me forever to figure out hotel showers.
Funny Things That Are True (34 Photos) : theCHIVE
Everyone thinks they're so smart...true story!
Haha hotel showers r the worst!
Lmao!!! True story
Haha so true!
Lol! So true
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This is so true.. to say it was a small part of my life seems like that's putting it lightly. Over thinking consumes you.
Oh my gosh... I need to remember this. Over thinking things causes so many problems in my life...
so true......yet why do I continue to overthink half the crap in my life???
It would be so nice to be able to stop doing this .. overthinking = my life
Why don't I remember this!! Must think about not over thinking!
Good advice, This was me a few times in my life.
Over thinking - quotes, sayings
#sotrue #overthinking #advice