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oh, if only.....

Funny Workplace Ecard: If I could turn snarky sarcasm into a paying job, I could be employed for infinity.

Please send prayers for is then 16 hours layer we are tracking her down and stalkig her at cracker barell and no sign  of logan as usual lol

Seriously, we don't care! Especially when people vent. I've stopped posting so much on fb because it sucks. Fb is lame.

That urge you get to write 'No one gives a shit' on someone's status.

Funny Confession Ecard: That urge you get to write No one gives a shit on someones status.

Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. | Cry For Help Ecard | someecards.com

Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. And the answer is YES!

In search of genie bottle....

Humor ecard: My top 4 wishes are: to earn money without working, to be smart without studying, to love without being hurt and to eat without getting fat - Peg It Board on imgfave

Strength + Bail $

Lord give me patience.Because, if you give me strength, I'm gonna need bail money to go with it.

I don't know about you, but I've thought about running away more as an adult than I ever did as a child.

Free and Funny News Ecard: I don't know about you, but I've thought about running away more as an adult than I ever did as a child.

If I had a dollar for every time I wanted to knock a lazy co-worker out, I wouldn't have to work anymore. | Reminders Ecard | someecards.com

Free and Funny Reminders Ecard: If I had a dollar for every time I wanted to knock a lazy co-worker out, I wouldn't have to work anymore.

Funny Workplace Ecard: In the interest of good customer service, I think I should go home now.

Free and Funny Workplace Ecard: Working at this call center brings joy to my day, said absolutely no one ever.

It's true: I don't have to be so sarcastic. But the world has given me so much material to work with and I wouldn't want to be wasteful.

It's true. I don't have to be so sarcastic. But the world has given me so much material to work with and I wouldn't want to be wasteful. Being wasteful is irresponsible.

I'm really not snobby or antisocial. I just don't like half the people I meet. If I talk to you feel privileged.

Funny Confession Ecard: Im really not snobby or antisocial. If I talk to you feel privileged.

Everyone was thinkking it.  I just said it.

Haha this is so me! I cant even tell you how many times my mouth has gotten me into trouble bc I definately do not have a filter! And those of you who know me well, know this is a fact.

funny pictures - funny quotes - I just ran my first marathon this morning

Just kidding I'm on my cupcake. Just kidding I hate cupcakes. Just kidding I live for cupcakes. Just kidding I live for veggies. Just kidding veggies make me sick. Just kidding millennials make me sick.

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Some days I am the queen of serenity. Other days, separating coffee filters pushes me over the edge. so true ;

Sometimes it hurts physically to hold in my sarcastic comments.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Sometimes it hurts physically to hold in my sarcastic comments.

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