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Sometimes your knight in shining armor is just a douche bag in tin foil http://media-cache4.pinterest.com/upload/208291551485935232_DQkGao5D_f.jpg cdlawton quotes

Sometimes your knight in shining armor is just a douche bag in tin foil http://media-cache4.pinterest.com/upload/208291551485935232_DQkGao5D_f.jpg cdlawton quotes

People say you never know what you have until it's gone. Well, I know what I had & I'm glad you're gone.

People say you never know what you have until it's gone. Well, I know what I had & I'm glad you're gone.

the pity train has just derailed at the corner of suck it up and move on, and crashed into we all have problems before coming to a stop at get the hell over it!

the pity train has just derailed at the corner of suck it up and move on, and crashed into we all have problems before coming to a stop at get the hell over it!

Oh, i'm sorry, Did you wake up on the wrong side of your prison cell this morning?

Oh, i'm sorry, Did you wake up on the wrong side of your prison cell this morning?

All the time! Please get it together before calling your dental office. Regardless, it is YOUR insurance-you should at least try to understand what you're paying for! And keeping track of how much you've used this year isn't my job-it's a courtesy.

This one is for my lazy husband who thinks he helps around the house!

This one is for my lazy husband who thinks he helps around the house!

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