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Unfortunately the house usually looks better than me. (just not enough time & my husband is more concerned with the house looking good)

Every mother knows this best

"Cleaning with kids in the house is like brushing your teeth while eating Oreos!" ~Yep, that's my life!

too true, despite the fact that it should say "woman" and not "women". Grammar people

So true. funny quote about women. For more jokes and hilarious quotes for women visit www.

A southern Lady! Hahahaha...@Sarah Chintomby Murphy Flynt

Lesson in Womanhood: "You are only helpless while your nail polish is wet. Even then, you could pull a trigger if you had to.

totally did this yesterday lol

Story of my life. My sister, mom, and I love target lol

Do they have a toddler or big kid size? lol

My mom doesn't want your advice onesie/kid's shirt via Baby Brewing

True story!

Funny because I work at a coffee shop and open on weekends and the LAST thing I want to hear is, "You look tired this morning!" STFU and drink your coffee!

cartoon of woman with a cold who is holding baby dressed for work beside a man with a cold who is tenderly nursing it in bed

A Woman's Cold vs. A Man's Cold Except for the baby, this is my house!

Press *LIKE* if you've done this. Or, run the washing machine again after leaving the clothes in for too long (better known as "swamp smell prevention"). We won't tell!

hahaha thought this was funny the times that I have to do the laundry which isn't much at all I restart the dryer more times then I can count LOL

Do it all day, then come home and do it....lol. wouldn't change it for anything!;)

I love cleaning up messes I didn't make. So I became a MOM. Ain't that the truth! A little Mother's Day humor!