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Buahahaha!

If we're all being honest here, your child makes me want to OD on birth control.

If we're all being honest here, your child makes me want to OD on birth control.

Im a lady, but when Im mad, Im an evil sadistic demon  spawned bitch from hell thatll make you wish  you were never born... And when Im happy, I bake muffins and shit

Im a lady, but when Im mad, Im an evil sadistic demon spawned bitch from hell thatll make you wish you were never born... And when Im happy, I bake muffins and shit

Must remember this next time DH starts griping while I am parking...

Must remember this next time DH starts griping while I am parking...

All my friends are getting married and pregnant. I am just getting more awesome. #ChildFree #ChildFreeLife #Awesome

All my friends are getting married and pregnant. I am just getting more awesome. #ChildFree #ChildFreeLife #Awesome

Funny Friendship Ecard: The residue of last night's 'smoky eye' is this morning's 'hooker murdered in a back alley' eye.

Funny Friendship Ecard: The residue of last night's 'smoky eye' is this morning's 'hooker murdered in a back alley' eye.

Funny Confession Ecard: I'm not a stalker, I just like to secretly take pictures of people with my iPhone so I can text them to my friend and have a good laugh.

Funny Confession Ecard: I'm not a stalker, I just like to secretly take pictures of people with my iPhone so I can text them to my friend and have a good laugh.

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