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Southern women know how to say what comes AFTER "no offense" without saying "no offense" first, so it's more of a surprise. MUCH more fun that way. (This is why I never say no offense)

I thought this was only true in my house! ...with Mom always pointing out the irony of the situation since we can see and she can't....

If people winked in real life as much as they domain text messages this world would be a pretty creepy place (funny, humor, LOL, hilarious)

awkward...

I can relate: That awkward run/walk you do when a car lets you cross the road.

This is so true!!! and stay up all night thinking it will land on your face!  Scary thoughts!

"The only thing worse than having a spider in your room. Is losing a spider in your room!" :: Lc- they're always easy to find though. Just look under your pillow.

truth!

So true. funny quote about women. For more jokes and hilarious quotes for women visit www.

Very funny! #moms #quote

My poor mom, I used to sit outside her door. I thought it was our "special" alone time. Poor woman just wanted to pee! Love you mom!

The story of my life...

Luscious on Pinterest: Pinterest quotes

Thank you for helping me feel CREATIVE even though I've really just been sitting at my computer for the last 3 hours.

This could have been my Dad's motto. And every one of his kids was so glad for it! He couldn't carry a tune, but he sang anyway, and made some of the best music I have ever heard!

Yes, I know I can't sing. Yes, I'm going to keep singing anyway. Music Makes Me Happy Quote. I Don't Care!

Haha! I have laundry up to my eyeballs!

As I do more laundry, nudists seem less crazy. Put on a sign in the laundry room!

I have no idea what you're talking about Remarkably Accurate E-Card ....

Story of my life. My sister, mom, and I love target lol

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