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Done aside from slapping the stranger who was looking at me funny lol. I figured that was a lil excessive.

I need to start eating more healthy, but first I need to eat all the junk food in the house so it's not there to tempt me anymore. story of my lifeeee

This is humorous but also something to think about. Sometimes parents react emotionally to their kids. The kids have no idea what's up with the emotional roller coaster. You just look crazy.

I use sarcasm because beating the crap out of people is in fact frowned upon in most societies.

I just pinned 30 recipes to my board and yet I am still making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.