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“Mommy, watch this!!!” is the toddler equivalent of “Hold my beer.” It usually means something stupid and dangerous is about to take place.

@Scary Mommy -- You're not a real parent until you've flipped your child off behind his back at least once.

Funny Reminders Ecard: Shit happens. I mean, look at your face. Haha! Especially when she smiles! and his fake smile is awesome