I love you so much. Except when you snore and then I just want to punch you in the face.

I love you so much. Except when you snore and then I just want to punch you in the face.

When Mommy finally gets up to spank your butt, that's when you know... Shit just got real.

When Mommy finally gets up to spank your butt, that's when you know... Shit just got real.

I love him... and by love I mean 51% of the time I don't want to punch him in the throat. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com

I love him... and by love I mean 51% of the time I don't want to punch him in the throat. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com

I go to work for the entertainment value. You never know what might happen next.

I go to work for the entertainment value. You never know what might happen next.

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