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Because, love, I'm your mother, not your personal bloody chef.  And because there are times when I have had enough chicken strips.  When you're tall enough to reach the stove's knobs, I'll teach you to cook, and then you can make some Whatever The Hell You Want for me.  :D

Because, love, I'm your mother, not your personal bloody chef. And because there are times when I have had enough chicken strips. When you're tall enough to reach the stove's knobs, I'll teach you to cook, and then you can make some Whatever The Hell You Want for me. :D

If you don't love Betty White something is wrong with you!  I see her often on Late Night with Craig Ferguson and she's got a mouth like a sailor.  I would not be surprised if this wasn't an actual quote from her.  Like I said, If you don't love her something's wrong with you!

If you don't love Betty White something is wrong with you! I see her often on Late Night with Craig Ferguson and she's got a mouth like a sailor. I would not be surprised if this wasn't an actual quote from her. Like I said, If you don't love her something's wrong with you!

Well. I wouldnt be me if I didn't say I did NOT think of food when reading this. #Domination.

Well. I wouldnt be me if I didn't say I did NOT think of food when reading this. #Domination.

lol   (oh @Genevieve Etkin--this is for you!)

lol (oh @Genevieve Etkin--this is for you!)