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happens all the time.

"I hate it when I'm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong". Some where over the rainbow, way up sky. Did she get that wrong?

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This was so me in school!My Dad would always ask me as a Kid and even now as a teacher if they didn't let me talk in school. Because I'd talk so much when I got home!

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I'll See Your Hot Mess & Raise You A Walking Disaster.lol Crowley Lee I win!

it also helps if you remember your phone in the first place

I Can Relate: Checking your phone to see what time it is, and then checking again because you weren't paying attention the first time. I do this ALL THE TIME!

Remember when

remember when we were young, how we couldn't wait to be grown up? Wow, were we stupid or what?

I need to remember this for next time I'm arguing. umm I mean explaining

when i'm bored i send a text to a random number

I LOVE YOU When I' m bored, I send a text to a random number saying "I hid the body." No i dont fuck y

This has happened!! Hahaha

All of these burn bridges pins are so me. "Dont burn bridges" is the worst advice ever. Because people can be terrible and it rocks when they are out of your life PERMANENTLY.

Since you asked... All medications are toxins to our bodies, thus the harmful side effects, but if you were to do any number of healthy things like get proper exercise, eat a healthy diet, drink plenty of water, get the proper amount of sleep, etc. These things can cause extreme sexiness. When you do your sexiness shows.

The "good side effects" are what the drug actually does. I'm a nurse. Also, I have seen side effects like "may cause breast enlargement" or "weight loss"

Anyone else have a 4 year old?

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Pinsomnia - Inability to get enough sleep because is bloody addicting, This is so true.I blame my friend Erica for this addiction!

Thoughts that cross my mind ALMOST everday!

in 3 different ways and all were slow and painful. I may look calm, but in my head I've killed you 3 times - handling rude customers at work.

Saying you'll wake up - LaughingText

"Oh I'll wake up and wash/blow dry/straighten my hair" . "I'll wake up early to shave my legs" . "If I go to bed now, I'll wake up early to finish this homework" . Alarm goes off: "Oh well, maybe I'll wake up early tomorrow to do it"

Ha...

Me: I'm actually happy right now. Life: LOL one sec. The best collection of quotes and sayings for every situation in life.

Energy cannot be created or destroyed, just changed. Potential energy comes from the foods we eat. When talking about weight loss, there are three components of balanced energy, which include calorie intake, calories stored, and calories expended. When the amount of calories taken in equals the amount of calories being expended (burned), there is balance and the body's weight is stable.

Scientists have been lying to us for years. Here is the real definition of calories. Scientists have been lying to us for years. Here is the real definition of calories. Scientists have been lying to us for years. Here is the real definition of calories.

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