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Hahaha!! I'm so gonna use this on someone! ..or at least mumble it under my breath behind them in a stern way. Can't decide which was funnier! The ecard or the persons comment before me!

This is mean but I think everyone has at least one person in their life that if they caught fire it would take a minute or so to choose between a bucket of water or the bag of marshmallows. Or in my case choosing between water and a can of gasoline :)

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Funniest Humor quotes and Jokes Top 50 quotes Collection

13 Hilariously Funny eCards - My Life and Kids

13 Hilariously Funny eCards

When I told you that I was normal, I may have exaggerated slightly.

When I told you that I was normal, I may have exaggerated slightly.

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And this goes under "exercise tips and tricks board" so I don't have to go jogging every morning ;)

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And this goes under "exercise tips and tricks board" so I don't have to go jogging every morning ;)

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