Giggle, Work Today, E Card, Funny Shit, I Wish, Funny Stuff, Ecards, So Funny
I snuck a bunch of booze into work today using my stomach......I don't know why this made me laugh SO HARD....but it did
Why are these so funny? I wish my roommate Chris was on Pinterest...oh wait, I'll invite him now.
sorry, had to share... made me laugh...I snuck a bunch of booze into work today using my stomach.
I snuck a bunch of booze into work today, using my stomach - This made me laugh way too hard! :)
I snuck a bunch of booze into work today using my stomach. | Drinking Ecard | someecards.com
Alcoholic e-card: I snuck a bunch of booze into work today using my stomach.
Just some funny stuff that makes me laugh!
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I'm worried we're not saving enough for our retirement alcohol. Load up the wine cellar!
I'm worried we're not saving enough for our retirement alcohol. #funny
Load up the wine cellar! #winehumor @Brooke Matuszko
Load up the wine cellar! #winehumor
Load up the wine cellar!
Pay me to pin! I will recommend this video from youtube it is by michael pates who increased his followers on pinterest to 20k, he discusses his full strategy how to increase pinterest followers quickly in this 14 min youtube video, so must watch http://ddlax.hubpages.com/hub/How-do-i-get-followers-on-pinterest
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ha. the dream job./WHERE DO I SIGN UP??
I think this should be my new career
#Pinterest #pin #humor #quotes #lol
yes, that would be awesome
That would be awesome!
Dream job! Lol
Ahhhh Crap, Getting Old Ecards, Quote, Feeling, My Life, College, Funny Stuff, High Schools
This happens to me every time I card someone for alcohol....haha. I don't get upset about being older (because inside, I still feel like a kid)...it's more like "what happened to the last 15 years of my life?!" lol
I work with a couple of girls who were born the year I graduated high school!!!!! [heavy sigh] however, they are wonderful girls to work with, but they keep me feeling young!
Yup! I was born in 1995. But in my country there's no college. After high school you go to uni. Or then you have a gap year....
Oh that is only when I graduated from high school.......feeling old in 3 2 1.............
Actually, I'm about to be a junior in college. I MADE YOU FEEL OLDER MOM. MWAHAHAHAHAHA
Ahhhh crap. Thanks for making me feel REALLY old @Lk Chun !!!
I feel this way when checking in college guest at work.
Should I laugh or should I cry? lol
#quotes #life #funny #expression
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Pet peeve! "Oh my God today just sucks...I will never trust you again!" Person in comments: "Hey what's wrong?" Person who posted the status: "Message me." OH I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T REALIZE THIS WAS PRIVATE. Dumbasses.
PET PEEVE-- "I know you're upset. Why don't you post something passive aggressive in a facebook status and not explain the situation to anyone? That usually helps."
My pet peeve!!!! Don't be a jerk and post a dumb FB status making everyone worry then not explain.
HONESTLY my BIGGEST pet peeve... people who are coy on facebook, what is the point? Cracks me up!
Seriously, stop doing this. Facebook ecard
Pet peeve... (pardon the misspelling)
Yes!!!! Big pet peeve of mine!! Ugh!!
Uuhhmmmm. YEEEEaaaa. Pet Peeve
Seriously!!! Huge pet peeve!
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Haha! So true! AND sorry for the profanity but that aside it cracked me up so true & so funny :)
Haha so true! What does turning down the radio do?...nothing lol!
I'm not sure why I find this so funny... but I do.
I’m Lost and Ke$ha Does Not Help
Haha! So true! This was me today
omg! so funny! i do that too!
hahahahahaha omg so funny!!
:: funny stuff ::
Haha so true! =)
Real, Good Ideas, Yesssss, Truth, Prochoice, Thought
Here's an idea: How about if only people WITH vaginas make rules ABOUT vaginas, and the rest shut their stupid pie holes? #ecards
what a novel idea?! I love this!
What a thought.
Cant.stop.laughing. I am visualizing the look on the teacher's face when this lady comes barging in and screaming at her "we are NOT all homosapiens!!!"
Giggle, Funny Shit, Fucking Stupid, Cant, Funny Stuff, Faith In Humanity, Don T Kill, Teacher, Stupid People
I wish I could have been there when she gave that teacher a piece of her mind. Probably was the last piece she had.
I feel bad for that teacher... But seriously hope there is a large audience of people who aren't this dumb to watch and back the teacher up... Hahaha
I love to laugh at stupid people! Wish I could here the the conversation when this parents confronts the teacher!
I would kind of like to see that conversation with her and her son's teacher. .
Don't know if bad joke or faith in humanity has hit a new low...
Fucking stupid people!
Seriously, come on.
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You said "long story short" ten seconds ago. Seriously, wrap it the fuck up.
Long Story Short... wrap it up people!
Long story short..wrap it up
Thanks Marian ;) so true
this seriously made me lol!
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Hahahaha!! ...........click here to find out more http://kok.googydog.com #meme check out WWW.FAILIOUS.COM for funny things.
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Grumpy Cat knows fear when he sees it! Dump A Day Attack Of The Funny Animals - 60 Pics
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Grumpy Cat Meme No | Dump A Day Funny Picture Dump Of The Day - 51 Pics
grumpy cat meme | Grumpy Cat Meets Evil Cat
Grumpy cat meets hairless cat
Grumpy Cat meme #GrumpyCat
haha, but seriously.
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BEST. PIN. EVER. Hahaha why would u ever want to marry some dude who is obsessed with games!! Lol!!!
Seriously. I have seen the equivalent to the top half so many times and die a little inside every time.
Dear guys, if your girl knows not to text you while you're playing video games... Marry her. Because it probably means she is kicking your ass at said game.
Dear girls, If you pause your video game to text your guy (or gal) back, that's perfectly okay. However, don't feel obligated to do anything because of that.
YES...Like, "Dear Girls, If a guy decides to grow up and stop playing video games so he can become a man for you.....Marry him.".....lmao,seriously?
If I guy pauses a video game to text you back, you may surmise he is a somewhat decent person. In no way is this grounds for matrimony.
SO glad someone made this - whoever thinks that a guy worth marrying is someone who will pause a video game to text you back you are either (a) a child (b) stupid (c) insecure (d) seriously have no self worth or (e) all of the above.
Seriously! I hate stuff like that. If he can't even grow up and put down the video game controller...drop that.
Thank you! Also, the top picture should have a comma after the message, not a period. Just saying.
no. but seriously.
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You know that awesome feeling, when you finally understand math? .............................Me neither
Bahahaha! Except with me and Marshall it goes, "You know that awesome feeling, when you finally understand math?" Marshall: "Yeah" Me: "Never mind then. I can't stand you."
You know that awesome feeling when you finally understand math?....and there he is again ahahahaha
You know that awesome feeling when you finally understand math? HAHAHA!!!!! I never did!!!
the awesome feeling is knowing someone else has the same problem!
I will never know that awesome feeling....me either....lol
That awesome feeling when you understand math
Ocd Ecards, Driving Ecards, Grammar Ecards, Crazy People Ecards, Ecards About Friends, Single Ecards, Grammar Humor Ecards, Correcting Grammar, Ecards About Work
I never say anything, because I think that's rude and demeaning, but I am silently correcting grammar and spelling.
I know most ppl don't bother to care about correct grammar and that's a damn shame. But for those of us who know it's value ... not correcting errors is so hard!
I hope you appreciate the effort I put into not correcting your grammar. | eCards
I put a lot of effort into not correcting grammar on FB
So me, I have such OCD about correcting grammar...
Not correcting grammar takes effort.
Not correcting grammar
Work, Giggle, Time, Schools, Clock, Truth
This is me, only I use a digital alarm clock AND the later I get up, the earlier I get to work and still look decent. Must be the southern upbringing... I don't get it. Martha Stewart can make tons of money and appears on TV looking like she's dressed to make a midnight Walmart run!
Haha. The times & everything are dead on. Good thing work is 5 mins away
i am so glad my alarm clock doesn't register this or my swearing! lol
Morning Routine - seriously putting this in my phone right meow.
morning routine. except add 4 hours to all these times lol.
This is identical to my high school alarms..
The absolute truth.
this made me laugh
Phone alarm clock
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I Judge You When You Use Poor Grammar. Is one of your pet peeves poor grammar usage? #modcloth... nice spin on a coffee table book
ModCloth I Judge You When You Use Poor Grammar Book $9.99 Because poor grammar is one of my biggest pet peeves.
$9.99 OK, why am I called out on the carpet every time I sheepishly admit to doing this, but now there's an entire book written about it???!!! Face it- it's not just me doing the judging, funny or not! :) I Judge You When You Use Poor Grammar. Is one of your pet peeves poor grammar usage? #modcloth
For my friend, Linda! I Judge You When You Use Poor Grammar. Is one of your pet peeves poor grammar usage? #modcloth
I Judge You When You Use Poor Grammar...book a friend bought for me for my birthday lol
Book titled, "I Judge You When You Use Poor Grammar" #ModCloth ~ My late Mom was an English teacher. She & my late Dad raised us to have excellent manners and to speak English properly!! I thank God for their insistence on these matters. While I do not judge others (or try not to), I do notice those that were not raised with the knowledge & importance of excellent etiquette & impeccable English. But, beware. The lack of these can cost you a job, a potential mate, your choice of college, etc. :)
I Judge You When You Use Poor Grammar Book. For my coffee table. :-)
Perfect coffee table book for the English major
Ha! Funny coffee table book
Giggle, Truth, My Life, Wake Up, So True, Thought, Funny Stuff, Worth It, Single Night
lying in bed, wondering if it's worth it to get up and pee. - the truth of all of my mornings.
so true! Because if I get up then the dog will have to go outside, and is it worth it?!
I usually decide it's not worth it and have to pee like a mother when I wake up!!
Truth... Thought that more than once. Always happens when you get real comfy.
I've thought this so many times .... And I never think its worth it! Lol
Story of my life.. It's generally not worth it either!
my thoughts every.single.night.
Funny stuff! been there
Soooo True, My Life, Funny Stuff, So True, Family Vacations, Mom, True Stories
You know you're a mom when going shopping at Target by yourself feels like a vacation and going on a family vacation feels like work. THIS IS SO TRUE!!!
Simply June #quotes #humor #ecards #motherhood True Story
Being a Mom~ No really this is a true story.
Not a mom, but geez, this is soooo true.
No really this is a true story.
true story! this is my life
Being a mom - true story!
Remember This, Hate Running Humor, Jogging Trail, Running Jokes, Funny Pictures, My Life, Funny Ecards About Life, I Hate Running, Funny Stuff
If my body is ever found dead on a jogging trail, just know I was murdered elsewhere and dumped there-- LOL so true!!
True. I want to eliminate as many mysteries surrounding my death as possible. An amateur would know that me + jogging trail = suspicious.
Seriously. If I am ever even seen NEAR a jogging trail, assume I was kidnapped and am being held against my will!
Hahahaha!!! Just remember this family and friends! Lol
Lol.. I hate running..seriously
Haha! Running! Joke!
Running for my life
I seriously need some of these.