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Febreeze is my friend lol

Today, Ill be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying all my shit with Febreeze. Haha-this made me lol literally

HAHA!!  So sad but so true...my poor kid!!

Lol so true! yup the boys have bologna sandwiches in their lunches today.sorry really make me laugh.

What I love most about our friendship is that it's based soley on innapropriate conversations that no sane person should have. Ever.

What I love most about our friendship is that it's based SOLELY on INAPPROPRIATE conversations that no sane person should have. // I pin it despite the ortographical errors --- they make my eyes hurt --- because this is so true about us.

I might have pinned this before but doing it again because it is so funny and I would love to say it to a few ex bfs :)

Congratulations on your downgrade. She's one hell of a So true!i'd say she is a 2 funny how she has my name though

You drink too much, swear too much and have questionable morals...... You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.

Funny Friendship Ecard: You drink too much, swear too much and have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.

Princess Ariel on Hoarders. Oh crap, I thought of this while watching The Little Mermaid yesterday.

Imagine if Princess Ariel had her own episode of Hoaders. 'Look at this stuff isn't it neat?' No bitch. You have OCD and this is all trash. OMG - has my love for Ariel made me a hoarder?

As your best friend, I swear to always pretend to be your lesbian lover when you are getting hit on by an ugly asshole in a bar.

Funny Friendship Ecard: As your best friend, I swear to always pretend to be your lesbian lover when you are getting hit on by an ugly ass hole in a bar.

Funny Friendship Ecard: Friends do not judge each other, they judge people together.

Friends do not judge each other, they judge people together. ha ha so bad and true!

@Jenna Phillips @Dani N. this is how i feel when the boys tell us they can't handle all 3 of us.... don't even give a fifth of a fuck ;)

Yes, we are aware of how obnoxious we are when we are together. No, we dont care. This reminds me of Saturday night LOL

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