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This cracks me up...I stopped believing for a little while this morning. Journey is gonna be so pissed when they find out.

Have to post these hilarious pick up lines guys have tried to use on me lately : howcome your not in jail?? It should be illegal to look that good! When I saw you, I fainted and hit my head, I need your name and number for insurance reasons: is the airport somewhere around here?? Or is it just my heart I feel taking off?? Omg silly boys

So funny!! 'Mom, we're bored!' Why don't you kids go play the Hunger Games...I'll see one of you later.

SNAUGHLING: Laughing so hard you snort, then laugh because you snorted, then snort because you laughed.