If I ever go missing, I want my picture on a wine bottle instead of a milk carton. This way, my friends will know I'm missing.

If I ever go missing, I want my picture on a wine bottle instead of a milk carton. This way, my friends will know I'm missing.

Dear Lord please forgive me for I am gonna sin like a motherfucker this weekend

Dear Lord please forgive me for I am gonna sin like a motherfucker this weekend

@Jackie Godbold Rivera, I thought of your mom's "where do babies come from" answer when I saw this! LOL

@Jackie Godbold Rivera, I thought of your mom's "where do babies come from" answer when I saw this! LOL

This is for you A & Z.....haha. I really need to frame this and give it to my two lovely angels as wedding gifts. hahaha

This is for you A & Z.....haha. I really need to frame this and give it to my two lovely angels as wedding gifts. hahaha

When I'm old(er) ... I'm not going to sit around knitting ... I'm going to  .... http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/73/e1/50/73e1507052dc0485ffefa78e5c08d1b4.jpg

When I'm old(er) ... I'm not going to sit around knitting ... I'm going to .... http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/73/e1/50/73e1507052dc0485ffefa78e5c08d1b4.jpg

Funny Family Ecard: 'Mommy, watch this!!!' is the toddler equivalent of 'Hold my beer.' It usually means something stupid and dangerous is about to take place.

Funny Family Ecard: 'Mommy, watch this!!!' is the toddler equivalent of 'Hold my beer.' It usually means something stupid and dangerous is about to take place.

I wish fire trucks and ambulances played 'Move Bitch, Get Out The Way' instead of using sirens.

I wish fire trucks and ambulances played 'Move Bitch, Get Out The Way' instead of using sirens.

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