My brother told me aliens and monsters lived under the bed.then the next morning I stuck my led off and hit the dog's leg and thought it was a monster's leg.from then on i would crawl to the end of the bed and take a flying leap out of my room :D
Students: "But we didn't learn it last year! She didn't teach us that!" Teacher: " Oh really? Well let's ask her." *Brings last year's teacher in* "Did you teach them this?" Teacher "YES! They should remember it!