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A girl's best friend Haha Funny Friendship Ecard: A good friend brings over a bottle of wine to share. A best friend brings two.

Dear Axe Body Spray, Please put a suggested serving size on your bottle. Sincerely, Choking girls everywhere.

A guy I work with sprays Axe Body Spray all over himself after every break to "cover up" the smell of cigarette smoke. He continues to smell like smoke and now also smells of nasty Axe Body Spray.

True

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: If by 'Let's agree to disagree,' you really mean: 'Let's each continue to think the other person is a fucking idiot,' then, yeah, sure.

hah!! That's me lol I sit in my room with a laptop and my iPod and stalk everfound and never want to leave or socialize :) lol

Whew, that was close. I almost had to socialize. And yup! I'm married to a pastor. People expect me to socialize.

This is how I felt when I was looking at the people that came through my line at work.

Free and Funny Workplace Ecard: I work full-time so I can pay full-price for food and daycare while you stay at home all day and get those things for free. Now, we're both poor.

LMAO

"Some people come into your life as a blessing. other people come into your life as a lesson. Those people are better known as douchebags." BAHAHAHA Oh so true.

People who have kids but don't want kids.

A-freakin'-men!"there should be a rule that you can't have any more kids while on welfare.

I never said I hated you

I know some ppl like this. Lemme catch one of them trying to roast marshmallows on my fire. I'll give them a BIG HUG so we can roast together.

Funny Confession Ecard: You were so cute until you mentioned you like Barack Obama.

Funny Family Ecard: If you are going to scream like that, you better be on fire with a stick in your eye.

My daughter doesn't do that shit. And parents that allow their kids to.well I will light you on fire and put a stick in your eye!

So true!

You have on sweats, no makeup and messy hair and suddenly it’s a reunion.

faster than the speed of light

Funny Confession Ecard: Nothing faster than the speed of light. Nothing moves faster than a girl untagging herself from a photo that makes her look fat. There really is an ecard for that!

Those actually are my top four wishes.

Humor ecard: My top 4 wishes are: to earn money without working, to be smart without studying, to love without being hurt and to eat without getting fat - Peg It Board on imgfave

When Mommy finally gets up to spank your butt, that's when you know... Shit just got real.

So, SO true. I remember when my Mom got off the couch, I had messed up.

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