"This is a memo to notify Loki that if he/she does not stop treating these memos as 'daily challenges' the next memo will contain childhood stories that Thor assures me are both 'terribly amusing' and 'deeply embarrassing.' Agent Coulson, Loki, Memo, Captain America, Desks, Dr. Who, Shield, Nick Fury, The Avengers
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All personnel are asked to refrain from giving Loki any form of current media on the grounds of “we wanted to see what ideas he would get”. Should any agent be discovered doing so, they shall be given Loki-sitting duty for a month. On a related note, Agents Barton and Wilson, Dr. Banner, and Mr. Stark have until Noon today to get every last Tribble, Mogwai, Fizzgig, and other assorted critters off my boat. Failure in this task will result in the four of them being locked in Loki’s quarters, and
If you willingly offer yourself as Assistant to Loki as part of his magic act in the 'SHIELD Got's Talent' show, any injuries will not be covered under the SHIELD Health Policy, as this comes under Flagrant Acts of Dumbassery clause which rules all claims to medical assistance and compensation invalid. You are either too dumb to work for SHIELD or insane enough to be classed in the same category of insanity as Agent Wilson.
I'm around the same height as Tony Stark, therefore that is what me hanging out with Loki and Captain America would look like...now I feel short.
Providing Director Fury with leftover shawarma does not mean that he will let personnel ‘off the hook’ after said personnel locked Loki in the only intact bathroom remaining in Stark Tower, and went AWOL for shawarma while the rest of S.H.I.E.L.D. had to deal with the aftermath of what Stark misguidedly referred to as a ‘party’. Debriefs are scheduled for 0900 hours and EVERYONE will be there.