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This is so me. I hate eggs unless they are in baked goods. Or deviled. But I only eat the filling. Or on eggs Benedict but I only eat the yolk. So yeah not really at all.

I think too much and then I pit myself in a bad mood. #ecards // all too often.

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Stop interrupting me…

hahaha

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Every girl’s dream

yes!!

My sister and my friend Cynthia do this to me all the time...but I get them back because they've had more embarrassing crushes

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Breathe it all in. Love it all out. LAUGH.

I feel like this is something dad would time for me because he likes timing how long I can be quiet