THANK YOU. Someone's finally figured out the difference between Amy's and Rory's waitings, and why it's not always the length of time that makes the difference. (Especially when you run around with a Time Lord)
You may never become a Time Lord — but least you can learn to write in their elegant, intricate language. There's no "official" lexicon to the circular Gallifreyan script we've seen in Doctor Who, but Loren Sherman has a guide to writing in it. It looks cool, and it can be your own private code.