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Just because I'm awake doesn't mean I'm ready to do things.  This is sooooo me this summer - who would have ever thought that a lifelong night owl would have to be getting up at 3:45 a.m. - blah!

Just because I'm awake doesn't mean I'm ready to do things. This is sooooo me this summer - who would have ever thought that a lifelong night owl would have to be getting up at 3:45 a.m. - blah!

I think it's weird how somedays I feel skinny and somedays I feel like a busted can biscuits.

I think it's weird how somedays I feel skinny and somedays I feel like a busted can biscuits.

Saying "Goodnight. I'm going to bed" does not mean I shall do so. I will Pin for 3 hours straight as a reward to myself for completing my day. | Friendship Ecard | someecards.com

Saying "Goodnight. I'm going to bed" does not mean I shall do so. I will Pin for 3 hours straight as a reward to myself for completing my day. | Friendship Ecard | someecards.com

Im really sick and tired of food having calories. Another card I created for me and my sis <3

Im really sick and tired of food having calories. Another card I created for me and my sis <3

Don't get a phone call all day... 10 minutes into a nap...everybody and their brother want to talk.

Don't get a phone call all day... 10 minutes into a nap...everybody and their brother want to talk.

Sometimes I look at my bathroom floors and counters and think 'How am I not bald?'

Sometimes I look at my bathroom floors and counters and think 'How am I not bald?'

I'm sorry I haven't called lately.  I've been busy.  And by busy I mean binge watching Netflix and browsing Pinterest.

I'm sorry I haven't called lately. I've been busy. And by busy I mean binge watching Netflix and browsing Pinterest.

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