OK - So I laughed out loud when I read it which means I had to pin it! LOL I don't like calling people tramps but seriously this has to be the ultimate ur momma joke

OK - So I laughed out loud when I read it which means I had to pin it! LOL I don't like calling people tramps but seriously this has to be the ultimate ur momma joke

Dear Children, I only take credit for the first 9 months. After that, you were exposed to your father.

Dear Children, I only take credit for the first 9 months. After that, you were exposed to your father.

Oh Snap! (note really motivation, but definitely helps cheer you up b/c it's that funny!)

Oh Snap! (note really motivation, but definitely helps cheer you up b/c it's that funny!)

When a woman says "do whatever you want" do NOT do whatever you want.

When a woman says "do whatever you want" do NOT do whatever you want.

@Jenna Phillips @Dani N. this is how i feel when the boys tell us they can't handle all 3 of us.... don't even give a fifth of a fuck ;)

@Jenna Phillips @Dani N. this is how i feel when the boys tell us they can't handle all 3 of us.... don't even give a fifth of a fuck ;)

hahaha #winter #lazy - Sincerely, Sexy & I know it, but too Lazy to show it.

hahaha #winter #lazy - Sincerely, Sexy & I know it, but too Lazy to show it.

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