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so I have an american accent and I never shut up, but I'd talk even more with a british. I'd never stop if I had an Irish accent.

I hate when people ask to borrow one, and you really don't want to give it to them because it is stretched perfectly for your wrist, so you pretend you don't have it.

hair tie on my wrist for my senior pictures. hair tie on my wrist for our engagement pictures. hair tie on my wrist or in my hair (or both) always.

All the time! It probably doesnt even get me anywhere faster.

I can relate: That awkward run/walk you do when a car lets you cross the road.


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Fifty Shades Of Funny: The Best Of The 50 Shades Of Grey (good thing I havent read it!

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Ohhhh I fell for it! I've been told I'm very gullible. haha if you say gullible slowly funny quotes funny quote funny quotes humor


Would not consider touching that or the bathroom door without my paper towel

I have an irrational fear of wasting a good outfit on an insignificant day.

Irrational fear.

"I have an irrational fear of wasting a good outfit on an insignificant day." Oh my gosh. This is so me. I thought I was the only one!

Love it!!! LOL LOL LOL

Eric should wear a sign like this when he drinks so when he says awesome, belligerent things there's an explanation ha

OMG how true!! @brookshayes...u know it's the Fireball and now u know why I don't like Jagerbombs!

If alcohol labels told the truth.

Funny pictures about Honest Alcohol Labels. Oh, and cool pics about Honest Alcohol Labels. Also, Honest Alcohol Labels photos.

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Mom and I would crack up laughing at the worst times. We might have been in church laughing or in a restaurant or movie. Mom was so fun and gullible. I miss her huge smile and her ability to laugh nonstop until our stomach hurt

I'm sorry, but this is awesome... just kidding. I'm not really sorry. Props to Orlando Bloom.

Its funny cause Orlando Bloom said it.plus I love Orlando Bloom

True!which is why we always get in trouble in church! @Stacy Baugh & @Samantha Serio

so true! I got chased out of my school library because my best friend and I were laughing at funny ways to say random words <--- xD

.so true thought that every time my mom made me take it!

Relatable Post: No cough syrup you're not "grape flavored". Have you ever tasted a grape? You taste like death and the tears of small children, not grape

Baby on board. Oh really? Ok. I was going to ram into the back of you car, but now I won't.

Baby on board.

I've always wondered why people announce they have a baby in the car. as if it makes a difference in the way people drive. This is hilarious!