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You're like the first slice of bread in the bag... everyone touches you, but nobody really wants you.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!! My life is bundle of irony.

Laughing so hard I peed a little! Because it's so true

I don't really think this but I thought this was too funny to pass up.

Funny Friendship Ecard: Somewhere, somebody out there is thinking of you, and the tremendous impact you made on their life. It's not me...I think you're an idiot.