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Sometimes men make the strangest requests ! will you shave your beaver?

Online dating ...

If Mommy is a nurse this is so true. If Mommy is a nurse this is so true. If Mommy is a nurse this is so true.

Heh

Funny Breakup Ecard: Sometimes I wonder what she has that I dont. And then I realize, probably herpes.

Funny Friendship Ecard: The residue of last night's 'smoky eye' is this morning's 'hooker murdered in a back alley' eye.

smoky eye e card. This is me couple times a week, I hate washing my face at the end of the night.

Dear Axe Body Spray, Please put a suggested serving size on your bottle. Sincerely, Choking girls everywhere.

A guy I work with sprays Axe Body Spray all over himself after every break to "cover up" the smell of cigarette smoke. He continues to smell like smoke and now also smells of nasty Axe Body Spray.

Sarcastic Thursday – Once upon a little sarcasm | PMSLweb

I wish my life had background music so I could understand what the hell is going on : e-Card

If a woman is bad at parking, its only because she is constantly lied to about what 8 inches is.

If a woman is bad at parking, its only because she is constantly lied to about what 8 inches is. I parallel park like a champ!

lmfao. this is fantastic (although I may not have the hugest knockers, but hey)

Quote: Two things i know for certain in my life. I have big boobs My taste in music is wonderful

Yup. Thats as nice as it is gonna get!

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Ok I'll try and phrase this so it doesn't hurt your feelings.You annoy the ever living fuck out of me.

I often find myself contemplating if punching you in the face would be worth loosing my job. Most days the answer is yes.

A pinner posted: "I often find myself contemplating if punching you in the face would be worth losing my job. Most days the answer is yes." Is loosing your job worse than losing it?

"Kiss my ass! You cheated on me in my dream last night and I'm not over it!"    This sounds like my husband, not me.

when you wake up PISSED. I've definitely woken up mad at the hubs because of something in a dream that he would never do in real life.

Sorry, I'm not Adele. I don't wish the best for you nor do I want to find someone like you. I do, however, want to set fire to all of your stuff.

Funny Breakup Ecard: Sorry, I'm not Adele. I do, however, want to set fire to all of your stuff. Too funny

When I win the lottery!

"Money can't buy happiness, but I'd cheer up much faster sipping a margarita on the beach outside of my oceanfront mansion." - Funny but slightly true.

Why aren't you hitting this every night?

Funny Thinking of You Ecard: Sometimes you just need a hug. With a penis.

I hate to break it to you, but cooties do exist...its just when you grow up they're called STDs.

Free, Confession Ecard: I hate to break it to you, but cooties do exist.its just when you grow up they're called STDs

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