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Used to be true! I left. Now I live in the south, which people love and never want to leave!

Girl Without Freckles - Precious Prints from Finny and Zook - Events

A Girl Without Freckles is Like a Night Without Stars by Finny and Zook - contemporary - kids decor - Etsy. Want this for my beautiful little freckle face:)

This is how I knew on our first date that I was goona marry Derek. We went to his apt to watch a movie after dinner & he had a whole cabinet of Disney movies!

Honestly if no one were to want to cuddle with me to watch Disney movies. The couch is always welcoming a cuddle!

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“Don’t Be so Serious, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me……. I’ll laugh at you!

It's true...and sometimes the pieces come together when she finally allows herself to see them

I don't. If I ask you a question, it's better to tell me the truth because I don't freaking know the answer! If I know, why would I bother! But yea, this applies to women in general. Either way, just answer the freaking question! Hehehe :Pp

A true friend...

A true friend cares like a mom, scolds like a dad, teases like a sister, irritates like a brother and loves more than a lover. The best collection of quotes and sayings for every situation in life.

Cute Relationship Texts

Funny female dictionary which will make you laugh hard. Funny female dictionary image with funny meaning of Nothing, forget it = You better figure out what you did wrong. Are you tired? = Please don't go to sleep.

be strong

I'm not only putting on my big girl panties, I'm putting on my bitch bra, my shit kicker boots and my spiked leather belt with the boy toy belt buckle. So don't tell me to "deal with it." I got this covered. This is so Funny had t reprinn

So passionate about taking care of those who can't care of themselves... your love for Jackson- what made me fall for you. Hope your having a great day with your "best friend"

Thought of my boys when I read this. Playing with their own kids or nieces/nephew. The apple didn't fall far from the tree on how they love kids! Love watching them play!

Very true!  Just get some good rest sleep people. It's what your body and brain NEEDS!

Paint on closet wall to always remember after some major retail therapy: "Shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist"

hehe;) I think my nepews & niece would agree. I love em to pieces!

My nieces and nephews are all married now.so I have to start being the crazy aunt for the great-nieces and great-nephews when they bring their significant others home for the first time!

"Mommy, is auntie going to be my step-mommy too??"  (Brings new meaning to "keeping it in the family" and "blended family")...Eew...

Remember As Far As Anyone Knows We're A Nice Normal Family vinyl wall decals lettering sayings quote stickers

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