A Diamond in the Stuff: Glitter Pumpkin Topiary. Buy 3 foam pumpkins on at Michaels (check out the off sales), some wood letters, and Krylons Glitter Blast spray paint! Orange Burst and Starry Night are the colors used for this project.
Forget the lettering; just use this idea as a topiary for the porch. And, if I use fake pumpkins, the bears won't be tempted. The Kim Six Fix: Dollar Store Pumpkin Topiary. just paint those ugly fake orange pumpkins!