Truth, and when i occasionally do swear my family laugh at me because they think it's so funny coming from me
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I think I use gosh darn and meanie head,..well "meanie pants" more than swearing these days. cause swearing might make you feel validated, "meanie pants" will make you smile and laugh again and forget why you were upset in the first place. ;)
Swearing: Because sometimes 'gosh darn' and 'meanie head' just don't cover it. #funny #giggles
Swearing - Because "Gosh Darn" & "Meanie Head" just don't cover it! #funny
Spoken by somebody in advertising:) #swearing #deadlines #humor
true fact #swearing #cursing #cussing #funny #quote
Ha Ha so true! | Isn't this the truth?! | Swearing
Also things are more funny when you swear
haha do this all the time
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@Eryn Rusta LOL! and her response is always "But I have a boyfriend" and then realizes its a joke. Good times.
ALL the time. HAHAHA! I DO THIS TO MY SISTER'S THEY ARE MY BEST FRIENDS. ... Z&G
I do this with my sister. Not only boyfriend but your mother, father, kid...
Yeah well me and my friends made a game of it... The boyfriend game lol
Have done this with my sisters so many times... Giggle!
not only to my friend, but to my sister also hehehe <3
i can count the times i've told my friends this! haha
best friends and my sister!
lol so true.
Why is this true??
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My typical patient. Can't afford meds but has money for a 4 course meal from McDonald's every day, iPhone, coach purse, kindle fire, and 30 day tags on a new ride. But that $4 Rx is really difficult to find money for. And their electric is getting shut off. (big fat eye roll)
So, I'm NOT on food stamps, have no tattoos, and I've never gotten a manicure or a pedicure, but I have an iPhone and I struggle to stay above water. Hmmm Sounds like hood rich people to me. LOL
More like, "you just paid for your wedding cake with food stamps? what?!" yes, this happened when I worked at a grocery store
Word. Now hand me your Medicaid card, obviously you can't drive one of the three giant SUVs parked in your driveway to the ER for your hangnail.
sadly, this doesn't so much make me giggle as mad when I see it in real life.
One of my biggest pet peeves in the whole world!!!
only it isn't really funny....
ha so sad that its true!!!
AND driving a Cadillac??
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reminds me of my husband who never knows the words...guess he is always freestyling hehe
This is what my husband says!!!! Jokingly of course!!!
So perfect for my husband to tell me.
Freestyling lol @Sabrina Anne Morales
"Bitch, what if i was free styling."
This is my husband lol
#free styling lmao
Listen up, husbands! :)
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Listen up, husbands! this has happened sooooo many times :)
Listen up, husbands! :)#Repin By:Pinterest++ for iPad#
I have a sign that says this in my kitchen!!
Listen up, husbands! :) I'm just saying...
hahahhahaha or girlfriend...
Some truth to live by :)
Totally made me laugh
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I don't know about you but I have thought about running away more often now as an adult then when I was a kid. #ecards
True story....only now I know its impossible to run away to some super cool fantasy land because I can't afford the gas to get there. Being an adult suck!
Every day of my life I have wanted to run away.
OMG. This made me giggle.
Omg so funny but true.
All the freaking time! Seriously? Cuss words just make you sound less intelligent, and less funny. They are offensive and rude. Just because they are used all the time in society, doesn't make them any less vulgar and demeaning. Using cuss words shows your lack of ability to have a real and intelligent conversation. You can have good humor without bad language and or sexual content.
Hahaha all the time!
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i give it over to you | don t you love this quote its so true your mind has a way of going ...
Don't over think. Don't stress. Thoughts become things. #truth #quotes #quoteoftheday
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I need to remember this quote for every second of my life. lol
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When In Doubt Mumble from 55 Hi's.
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it could get you out of a jam. ;) - works everytime.. The air traffic controllers understand everything you mean to say somehow.. ::head scratch:: HAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
When In Doubt Mumble from 55 Hi's. 55his.com/shop/when-in-doubt-mumble // funny...but don't follow this advise...always mean what you say, and say what you mean, and know what you want to say
most people just say, don't talk to yourself and walk out of the room... it's like, I'm talking to myself working out my own thing....
When In Doubt Mumble This is true. When asked "how old are you?" I say "plenty-five" kinda fast
When In Doubt Mumble from 55 Hi's. 55his.com/shop/when-in-doubt-mumble #doubt #funny #giggles
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.made me laugh out loud!!!
Funny Stuff ;)
"After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh." - Mr. Big. SATC
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''After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh'' ~ Mr. Big~ you always made me laugh, i thought i always made you laugh too
after a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh. mr. big, sex and the city. #sexandthecity #quote #inspiration #motivation
''After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh'' ~ Mr. Big sex in the city quote
my favorite Sex and the City quote!!! Mr. Big <3
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So true! (Mr. Big - Sex and the City)
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True story. Early in our marriage, we were goofing around and david started tickling me and didn't realize I was serious when I was telling him to stop so I slapped him. I was mortified but it was just a primal response to feeling trapped and helpless... Even though I was laughing the whole time. the look on Calvin's face when I shove him away.
"If you tickle..." (So true for people like my daughter!) #tickle #injury #sign #poster #quote #saying
truth. people always get burnt when they start tickling, won't stop, and you beat the crap out of them. You had it coming.
For my best friend Bella Leonard. Who has seriously kicked and injured me when I tried to tickle her. It was a little painful but afterwards I couldnt stop laughing!
so true, also why is that you can't help but laugh when someone tickles you...even when it hurts and you want them to stop!
this is like my quote when I am being tickled: "just because I'm laughing, doesn't mean I like it!"
Yes, but my injuries are proof I Tickled you! and thats the most enjoyable thing ever!! ;)
Haha soooo true! You ve been warned... lol
funny quote - I want to make everything on Pinterest. Unless it has more than 5 steps. Ain't nobody got time for that. *Yeah really. :P
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For my sister: funny quote - I want to make everything on Pinterest. Unless it has more than 5 steps. Ain't nobody got time for that.
Ain't nobody got time for that! Lol I literally said this the other day! Funny shit :)
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Enter conversation at your own risk. So true, Ha! I'm sorry, I don't like people to tell me what I want to hear. I WILL cry most of the time but i will learn from it. (If it is true) Silly lil things, Ditto! If you have lipstick on you're teeth I will tell you. Even if I don't know you. II want you to do the same for me. Public or not. If you ask me if you are fat and I think you really do need to loose a few pounds, I will tell you the truth. If I'm blabbing on line too much, tell me to STFU.
I used to be shy, now I'm vocal. Not saying thats a good thing, just the way it is.
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Just a little #humor. #Life is too short not to laugh...
Sometimes the smartest thing to say is nothing at all.
Some people can't handle the truth, what can I say :)
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my thoughts every single day. I hope at least for my fams that its dealing well with life! Hahaha
I can't tell if I'm dealing well with life these days or I just don't give a shit anymore.
I can't tell if I'm dealing well with life
I think as we get older these merge lol
Haha. Funny. Totally me these days.
Example: pharmacy school
This is my life.
Yep, that's me.
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That is me talking to my husband, because I know after He picks the movie, 1/2 hour in he will be asleep and I will still and wonder why I'm watching it.
I’m “it’s 8:30 and you wanna start a movie this late?” years old. I laughed so hard at this.. TOTALLY ME!!!!!!
Rhonda is “it’s 8:30 and you wanna start a movie this late?” years old. | *giggle*
Pretty much the reason I don't watch movies - always too late to start them! Lol!
I'm "It's 8:30 and you wanna start a movie this late?" years old. #ecards
Ecard : I’m “it’s 8:30 and you wanna start a movie this late?” years old
MY LIFE... SO MY LIFE. @Amanda Lynn can vouch for this!!!
Lmao a sad truth about my life
Way too late to start a movie.
story of my life