I may or may not have done this...

I may or may not have done this...

I'm hysterical and brilliant, but not a size 2...God had to be fair.

I'm hysterical and brilliant, but not a size 2...God had to be fair.

Funny Confession Ecard: Behind a nagging woman... There is a man not doing what he is supposed to!!

Funny Confession Ecard: Behind a nagging woman... There is a man not doing what he is supposed to!!

leave me alone i`m only speaking to my cat today t shirt – Shirtoopia

Leave me alone i`m only speaking to my cat today t shirt

leave me alone i`m only speaking to my cat today t shirt – Shirtoopia

I swear this is me in every movie theater, my husband says "you know you're the only one laughing right?" Haha!

I swear this is me in every movie theater, my husband says "you know you're the only one laughing right?" Haha!

I think i finally get this shit...... 'Adulthood' is mostly about being tired and wishing you hadn't made plans.

I think i finally get this shit...... 'Adulthood' is mostly about being tired and wishing you hadn't made plans.

Sometimes when people are talking to me, I daydream about what they would do if I suddenly punched them right in the face.

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Sometimes when people are talking to me, I daydream about what they would do if I suddenly punched them right in the face.

My taste in music ranges from 'you need to listen to this' to 'I know, please do not judge me'.

My taste in music ranges from 'you need to listen to this' to 'I know, please do not judge me'.

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