funny quote but true! Yet some people are still on that little sausage despite the fact that something came along that was real... oh well its the path we've all chosen for ourselves. Hahaha
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so true. "For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?" Here's an update for you. Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage, why? because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig, just to get a little sausage..
So true only one guy I would even consider marrying...& that's just because I don't want anyone else putting their hands on my sausage!
Still so very very funny and so so true!!! Why buy the entire pig, just to get a little sausage?
Women realize it's not worth buying a whole pig just to get a little sausage... Truth!
this is so funny i swear...the if and sausage part has left me i stitches
So true, have fun with the pb little sausage moo
This is some funny stuff!!! So true!
Made me giggle
If you find an honest man, be happy and don't mess it up with all the other guys!! It isn't worth it.
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womans guide to a lasting relationship... Too funny! Hahaha
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Made me laugh
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daughter: what is marriage? mom: marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown male child who cannot be handled by his parents anymore...
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So true for some men though I won't go as far as saying all men.
Not necessarily true, but made me laugh nonetheless.
What is marriage? CANT STOP LAUGHING
Funny and in some cases so true...
With only New Year’s left to contend with, I think I can safely mark the most frantic time of the year as finished. From Halloween until now, it’s been a season of go-go-go-go. Decorating, meals to plan and prepare, treats to concoct, presents to buy-wrap-mail, memories to make...good heavens, let me take a breath. Sure, there are a couple of things left to do. Like drink in a couple of days, because nothing says ‘fresh start’ like a massive headache on January 1. Actually, I plan to have those drinks to celebrate getting through another holiday season. Last will be the putting away of decorations and bringing the house back to its old comfortable, boring self. Then ... ah. I am tired. Celebrating takes some doing. Yes it was incredibly enjoyable, particularly Christmas this year. Making a gingerbread train with Kiddo, then minutes after its completion watching Kiddo dismantle and eat it. He maketh... ...and he eateth. Watching classic Christmas movies with the family. The movies lasted twice as long as usual, because Son of Mine likes to rewind his favorite parts and watch them over and over until he can’t giggle anymore. With cavities being filled recently, Jacob particularly enjoyed seeing someone else in Dental Hell. Decorating. Jacob again took the lead, picking out our tree, picking which decorations he wanted to see on it, and piling them on the bottom half. Now if I could just figure out how to get him to hang the lights, we wouldn’t have such a ‘blue’ Christmas due to my language over half-burnt out strings. Not to mention all the knots those things tie themselves into. And of course finding gifts under the tree and unwrapping them. Such joy over material things! But hey, you’re a kid only once...which is why Hubs and I continue to put off growing up to this day. Judge all you want; getting stuff is fun. So there were three of us counting up our loot and feeling like we won the lottery. Peace and goodwill, yeah, sure, yadda, yadda, yadda. Fire up the Xbox already. But seriously, under all the frantic activity there was some of the more heartfelt mushy stuff. I’ve taken two weeks off from work for Kiddo’s vacation from school just to spend this wonderful time of the year with him. I made it my priority to remind him that being a part of this family was the most important part of the season. We laughed. We hugged. We celebrated what really mattered. Hopefully, we can carry that into the next year and well beyond. I wish the same joy and love to you. Happy New Year, all.
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You have women balls!
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hahaha This social media site that was founded in 2010. Imagine an online pinboard that allows you to store and share the best of images that you find online. That’s Pinterest. Recipes, books, crafts, sports or favorite tv shows, even world news. The sky’s the limit and the goal is connection; connecting with people of similar interest and sharing your gold. What an awesome concept! http://pinterest4biz.com
So true! Which means I have bigger balls than any man has ever naturally had!
Ha. I bet you still have bigger balls than me.....
you don't have bigger balls than me... True story
Big balls. So true!
So funny, so true!
I got big balls
Unfortunately - these are all true...5 Deadly Terms
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5 Deadly Terms Used By a Woman--- If only my husband would learn these. Hahah ;)
5 Deadly Terms Used By a Woman--- had to pin. We all need a good giggle :)
This cracked me up and I couldn't stop laughing at #5! So funny!
haha so true, I was laughing the whole time I was reading this!
5 Deadly Terms used by a Woman... haha so true
Double giggle!! Even my husband laughed!
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Marriage is like a deck of cards (always good to have a sense of humor in marriage) Truth in humor
Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need is two hears and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade. Truth! Lol
Lol. This is terrible yet HILARIOUS. (I really do love my husband - just so funny.)
Truth! hahahahahah. Lord knows I love my husband, but there are days!
So funny and so true.....sometimes!!
marriage is like a deck of cards...
Hahahaha so true, so true!
HAHA...this is so funny!
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Oh my word.
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I don't care who you are - this is funny shit!
My favorite is "knock knock, 'shit happens'"
Rolling on the floor laughing... so funny
so inaccurate and offensive, but so funny
ahahahha "Knock knock, Shit happens"
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Haha so funny
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I really want to be able to remember this when someone says that to me!!!!! I will probably get tongue tied!
For some reason EVERYONE thinks they know me from somewhere! Im gonna giggle every time because I will want to say this...but wont
that would be so funny!! I look familiar? Do you watch porn?
This shit right here, now that's some funny shit.
Do you watch porn?, so wish I could remember this
LOL !!!! I will be giggling over this all day!
LMAO! I will start saying this...:) so funny
A couple of weeks ago Princess proudly announced that she already knew what she was going to ask Santa for Christmas next year. “I’m going to ask for a magic wand.” Trying very hard not to spit out my coffee–an American Girl doll bed was one thing, after all, but this Santa momma was going …
Please hang up and text me.
So true :)
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This is SO true for me.. I hate talking on the phone & terrible @ listening to my voicemails! Text me all day.
I absolutely HATE voice mail. I don't even have it set up on my phone. If you can call, you can text.
i should totally do this, this is so true for me, i never remember to check my voice mail
haha so true, i hate talking on the phone and i will ignore calls and text people back.
So true..... I never check my voice mail and most days I don't check my text...
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so true... i hate voicemail. well, i hate checking it.
This is TOTALLY me. I'm serious. I hate voicemail. :)
Truth. I hate talking on the phone.
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Ahaha some inappropriate but they are so funny I cannot function omygoodness mY LAUGHING BOX
Epic one liners. I laughed a lot on several of these. ;)-
Epic one liners. (I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!!)
I love this it's so true and yet so funny!!
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5 Deadly Terms Used By A Woman #women Funny thing is, the meanings are completely different when I talk to my best friends...hahaha
deadly terms used by women. this is funny....and true! well..you kind of learned them huh?xoxo
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Five deadly terms used by women, and this is so true it's not even funny!
5 Deadly Terms Used By A Woman. Hahaha! It's funny bc it's so true..
ive heard this before, but its so true and funny that I had to repin
5 Deadly Terms Used by a Woman .... Isn't that the truth!
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Sorry, but I can't stop laughing over this one... Haha so true!
I just giggled to myself ;)
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Betty White is one of my favorite people ever, I love this quote! So funny...and so true!
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Haha, my honeyhoney says if you step in s**t, it's gonna get on your shoe. He says his bad decisions are like scrapping it off your shoe.Right, some people like to cast their evil decisions as meaningful life moments.
Everything happens for a reason, but sometimes the reason is that you're stupid and you make bad decisions. #ECards
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'haha so true. #some people
The truth hurts don't it?
E-cards are the funniest
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Funny, but true! Here's to raising kids that will NOT grow up like this!
Here's to raising kids that will NOT grow up like this!
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Not just funny, but true!
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Dear parents, u absolutely need to read this. Start from today, you can't blame me anymore. Blame yourself who introduce me to disney movies!
Interesting to think about.... What are movies teaching our children? I always found it interesting that just about every fairy tale (Disney movie) is about single parents.....
Fairy tales create rebels, I blame Disney! ;)
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Dear Parents, You Can’t Blame Us For This!
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Sorry Honey Sarcasm falls out of my mouth, just like stupid falls from yours.
Love it!! So true, @Veronica Arends :)
Oh my!!! I've thought this before!!!
So true for some people
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story of my life..
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funny cause its true